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thegleamoftheknife

Had to label the old trash barrels so the collectors would know to take them

sabrecmc

This should be the last post on tumblr before it is shut down.

ohifonlyx33

if we ever close down, I HOPE this is the last thing we all reblog

stitchthisfiona

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

cleolinda

lotus0kid

pomme-poire-peche

lotus0kid

sashaforthewin

jack-of-no-cows

ghirahimbo

stitchthisfiona

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

for a hot minute it looked like 2025 might finally be the year we started noticing & getting ticked off at how male-as-the-default is everywhere, and it's exhausting

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

it's so engrained people don't even notice they're doing it.

there's a toad on my dash 🐸 he's a wet boy 🐸🐸🐸. there's a golden retriever on my dash, he is the world's BESTEST boy 🥰. there's a skeleton dancing a jig, look at him GO! there's an abstract face in the clouds in the sky, He's peering down at us. there is a goddamn polygon juggling balls, he's such a klutz. it never stops

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

can't scroll 5 minutes without this happening, and every time the little lord farquaad in my brain pops up like a prairie dog to taunt me

transhuman-priestess

i'm all for breaking up google and facebook but we ought to also break up kraft, mondelez, conagra, etc

transhuman-priestess

groceries are so expensive because there's about 6 or seven vertically-integrated companies that own the entire food supply from farm to market.

lavendermerry-go-round

The struggle is real, people...

pencilbrony

Centipede economic sayings

earhartsease

she's got 98 problems and a hat ain't one

schlarklezyaoi

little kids are so fucking funny man. had a kid that couldn’t be any older than like 8 or so come up to me today asking where our dinosaur books where, and when i tried to gently redirect them downstairs (where our kids section is) they very matter-of-fairly informed me that they’d already read every book down there and are ready to learn about the “secret, grown-up only dinosaurs” now

batshit-auspol

So Australia has a yearly tradition going back over 20 years, that every Australia Day we all gather round our screens to watch an ad for a certain product. It's so ingrained in our consciousness that the ads don't even really relate to what they're supposed to sell anymore, we all just know.

This year the ad broke containment, and non-Australians are having their brains melted by this bizarre tradition, so international followers, lets see if you can work out what this is trying to sell before the last few seconds.

broken-horn-of-equius

Happy anniversary to australia breaking the internet

batshit-auspol

Tis the season

scramratz

carnelianfoxx

there's a really funny 3d printing controversy going on btw.

if you don't know, there's a very popular 3d printing model out there called "benchy". this is used for benchmarking your 3d printer because it's a difficult print and will help test it out.

this is so widely used that people make their own little versions of it, remixing the 3d model to make benchy look cooler and stuff. however, a new company owns the benchy license. they are sending copyright takedowns to all those who wrongfully uploaded the benchy model.

of course, this is pissing off the 3d printing community greatly. everyone loved benchy and have used it for years. so someone on reddit decided to make a new model that is designed as a 3d printing stress test. one that works a lot like benchy, and people are freely able to edit it as they please. you know what they called it?

boaty.

magentasnoodle

we usually think of mood as a scale from 1-5, but there's actually a negative scale too, where the frown turns back into a smile, but just a little insane !

osterby

GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE!

Tumblr's added some ruidimentary search operators, one of which lets you search by blog, and it actually turns up posts, unlike the search bar on a blog itself. It recognises quotation marks now, too.

You just have to make sure you're searching on the actual "search" page, it still tries to take me to the "tagged" page and I have to manually change the URL.