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Nelson: Ayrton, this morning, I called you abhorrent and reprehensible, and I’d like to withdraw that statement-

Ayrton: Aww, thanks-

Nelson: But I can't. Those are the 2 words that best describe you.

#nelson #ayrton #brazillian duo #no words needed ayrton deserves it and nelson is an asshole

Nigel: Where’s Ayrton?

Elio: Doing stuff that will get him punched.

Nigel: I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s Alain?

Elio: Trying to stop Ayrton from doing stuff that will get him punched.

Nigel: And Nelson?

Elio: Trying to stop Alain from stopping Ayrton from doing stuff that will get him punched.

Nigel: I see. And what are you doing here, Elio?

Elio: I’m supposed to stop you from stopping Nelson from stopping Alain from stopping Ayrton from doing stuff that will get him punched.

#elio #ayrton #nelson #nigel #alain #four people who hate ayrton + ayrton #idk i feel like once everyone gets over ayrton being a shit and ayrton stops being a shit to them #that they have this whole routine where they have to make him shup up #so he wont get punched by either: elio or nelson or alain or nigel or tommy byrne or.....

Alain: You three, explain right now!

Elio: It was Ayrton.

Nigel: It was Ayrton.

Nelson: It was Ayrton.

Ayrton:

Ayrton: …fuck.

#alain #elio #nigel #nelson #Ayrton #group punching bag but they do love him really #four people who hate ayrton + ayrton

Alain: How petty can you get?

Ayrton: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

#alain #ayrton #chaos duo

Ayrton: Alain has only knocked me out three time this week. Our friendship is really developing.

Ron: *scrubs hand down face*

#ron dennis #ayrton senna

Ayrton: Fight me!

Nelson, standing behind them and holding a knife: *mouths* Do not.

#nelson #ayrton #i KNOW they hated each other and Nelson is a little bitch #but in MY CORRECT HEADCANON nelson is the only one to pick on ayrton #besides the rest of the group.....and elio.....and.....#well anyone outside of specific circles nelson will FUCK UP #brazillian duo

Ayrton: You remind me of the ocean.

Alain: Because I'm deep and mysterious?

Ayrton: No, because you're full of salt and you scare people.

#alain #ayrton #chaos duo

Ayrton: Evil never sleeps!

Alain: But ugly gets plenty of rest.

#ayrton #alain #dirty dig because ayrton was known to really enjoy sleeping and sleeping in #so alain is being rude actually #chaos duo

Ayrton: Punch me in the face.

Alain: ...Punch you?

Ayrton: Yes, punch me, didn’t you hear me?

Alain: I always hear ‘punch me in the face’ while you’re speaking but it’s usually just subtext.

#alain #ayrton #chaos duo

Tennis, sometime in the 80s

Nelson: Are you upset you don’t get to be on the same team as Ayrton?

Alain: Have you ever played a game with Ayrton?

Nelson: No…

Alain: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine?

*Meanwhile, on the other side of the field*

Ayrton, chasing Nigel: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD “FASTER” MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!!!

#aryton #alain #Nigel #nelson #1986 gang of four

Alain: You guys worried about Nelson?

Nigel: Totally!

Ayrton: Yeah, he called me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?"

Alain: And what'd you say?

Ayrton: "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno."

Nigel:

Alain: He's lucky to have you as a friend

#Alain #nigel #nelson #ayrton #1986 gang of four

Ayrton: Where's Nelson?

Nigel: Don't worry, I'll find him.

Nigel, shouting: Alain sucks!

Nelson, distantly: Alain is the best person ever! Fuck you!

Nigel: Found him.

#ayrton #nigel #nelson #alain #1986 gang of four

Alain: You're smiling. What happened?

Nelson: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?

Nigel: Ayrton tripped and fell down the stairs today.

#alain #nelson #nigel #Ayrton #ehehehe Moving On from flooding the R-dogs tag #1986 gang of four

Ron: Yesterday, I overheard Ayrton saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Alain replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

#ron dennis #Ayrton #alain #ron dennis and his disaster children

Ron: I told Ayrton that his ears turn red when he lies.

Alain: Do they?

Ron: No.

Alain: Then why did you tell him that?

Ron: Because I can do this.

Ron: Hey Ayrton! Do you love us?

Ayrton, with his hands over his ears: No.

#alain #ron Dennis #ayrton #ron dennis and his disaster children

Alain: Ron said its my turn with the brain cell.

Ayrton: Square up.

#Alain #Ron dennis #ayrton #chaos duo

Alain: I feel like Ayrton is looking down on me.

Ron: That’s because he’s on the counter and you’re short.

#alain #ron dennis #he was PERFECTLY AVERAGE HEIGHT he just was surrounded by lanky fuckers #ron dennis and his disaster children

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