January 30th
You’re astonished that someone feeding a baby on a highchair can get baby food all over a dining room table.
You ask, “How did you get food on the table?”. Frustrated, they say, “I don’t know! Just shut up and clean it!”.
What do you do after that?
A. Say, “Cassh me ousside! Howbow dah?!”. B. Beat the crap out of them/break things. C. Tell them to pack a bag and leave.


















