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two beautiful women named Change Oil Soon and SVC Tire Monitor are trying to contact me via my 2009 chevy malibu

my cat that my mom usually has outdoors is inside tonight and because he knows i love him he is sleeping tucked right next to me in bed

i’m at the movie theater so early the ads haven’t even started playing

plasmara

If jay was an outfit this is what he’d look like

sertraline how dare you

star-mom-selkie

happy pride month

unyieldingsilence

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maddy and cassie can also be yuri to the trained eye

#euphoria

orpheuslament

if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain

krippe90

The insight I get into the female mind thanks to this website is amazing.

orpheuslament

not a female 👍

orpheuslament

pause everybody take notes. real trans ally

finnglas

when i was a tiny baby queer (aka a 24-year-old), i went to my first pride festival probably three months after i kicked ex-gay therapy to the curb and came out to my parents. being the people they are, my parents came with me. they weren’t really sure about this whole gay thing, but they loved me and wanted me to be safe and happy and wanted to be involved in what was important to me, so they came along. (i also think my mother still might have thought i might get drugged or murdered or beaten by a protester of which there were plenty.)

anyway i wanted a memento of my first pride, you know, and this one vendor was selling keyrings, and i liked it, so i bought one. do you remember those italian charm bracelets that were all the rage like 10-15 years ago? it was a keychain like that, and it had a rainbow rooster, a rainbow cat, and then just a rainbow, and so I bought it.

i run into my mom a couple of vendors over and she goes oh you bought something? what’d you get? so i showed her, and i was like, “I’m not sure why it’s a rooster and a cat. Seems kind of random. But I liked the rainbows.”

and my mom, who was some form of minister’s wife for most of my childhood and teenagerhood, stares at me like she thinks i’m joking.

“What?” i say.

“…it’s a cock and a pussy, Jules,” she says flatly, and that is the story of how i died at the age of 24 while attending my first pride festival.

finnglas

I love how every June this one gets dug up and passed around again, lmao.

finnglas

oh no is this what we’re doing now

finnglas

…relic…

*crumbles and blows away on the wind*

dogpuppy

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

my friend told me i can’t be saying her mother is hot to which i replied are you saying a woman can’t love another woman? duri n pride month?!? and then she said i was right and i got to continue to call her mother amazing until she goes “hey mom zay says they love you” to which i immediately started screaming into her headphones