legallyblondeslenderman

Legally Blonde inspired slenderblog. She/they :) Main: @hollowinthegrotto

[legallyblondeslenderman]

Collect my rose-scented pages

[legallyblondeslenderman]

Elle? Ha-ha-have you got a mo- a moment?

I need to... ta-ta-ta-talk-talk to you about some-some-something. I have- I have some uhm. some questions?

It's n-not a survey again or anything like that - I-I'm-I'm just - I ne-need it.

@slender-statiatician

Oh, hello Stats!

Of course! I always have a moment for you. What do you need?

[slender-statistician]

Uhm- well I-... oh gosh... how d- how do I - I don't know how to- it w-won't - I ca-can't-can't get the wor- the words to work-

{ Stats is visibly frazzled, antennae and wings twitching. One might note its lack of an arm, but that has long since scarred over and 'healed', at least as much as it can. One might also ask how long it's been since Stats has slept, but anyone who knows the fellow knows that the answer is very rarely a pleasing one. }

[legallyblondeslenderman]

Hey- hey hey hey, calm down! You can take all the time you need to, dear.

*Sigh* You have been sleeping again, haven't you?

[slender-statistician]

That's p-pr-pro-pr-pro-pr-hghhhhhhhhhhhh

I've been sleep-sleeping fi-fine, that's no-not the problem

[legallyblondeslenderman]

Okayyyy... What is the problem then? Did something happen?

[slender-statistician]

I don't know!

[legallyblondeslenderman]

Hey, hey, it's okay! Take a deep breath. It's okay. You can take a minute if you need to, dear.

[slender-statistician]

...I might-might be - might be - well - I'm consid-considering -

how do you kn-you know for sure that y- that you know what you are?

[legallyblondeslenderman]

...Ah!

Well, it's... not always a simple answer, at least from what I gather. Sometimes you just know, but, sometimes it can take time to figure something like that out. You know what I mean?

[slender-statistician]

...Elle, I love y-love you, that d-doesn't help.

[legallyblondeslenderman]

...Yeah, I figured that may be the case, haha...!

Just... Maybe try telling me what you're thinking exactly? Talking through it could help, maybe!

[legallyblondeslenderman]

Elle? Ha-ha-have you got a mo- a moment?

I need to... ta-ta-ta-talk-talk to you about some-some-something. I have- I have some uhm. some questions?

It's n-not a survey again or anything like that - I-I'm-I'm just - I ne-need it.

@slender-statiatician

Oh, hello Stats!

Of course! I always have a moment for you. What do you need?

[slender-statistician]

Uhm- well I-... oh gosh... how d- how do I - I don't know how to- it w-won't - I ca-can't-can't get the wor- the words to work-

{ Stats is visibly frazzled, antennae and wings twitching. One might note its lack of an arm, but that has long since scarred over and 'healed', at least as much as it can. One might also ask how long it's been since Stats has slept, but anyone who knows the fellow knows that the answer is very rarely a pleasing one. }

[legallyblondeslenderman]

Hey- hey hey hey, calm down! You can take all the time you need to, dear.

*Sigh* You have been sleeping again, haven't you?

[slender-statistician]

That's p-pr-pro-pr-pro-pr-hghhhhhhhhhhhh

I've been sleep-sleeping fi-fine, that's no-not the problem

[legallyblondeslenderman]

Okayyyy... What is the problem then? Did something happen?

[slender-statistician]

I don't know!

[legallyblondeslenderman]

Hey, hey, it's okay! Take a deep breath. It's okay. You can take a minute if you need to, dear.

[slender-statistician]

...I might-might be - might be - well - I'm consid-considering -

how do you kn-you know for sure that y- that you know what you are?

[legallyblondeslenderman]

...Ah!

Well, it's... not always a simple answer, at least from what I gather. Sometimes you just know, but, sometimes it can take time to figure something like that out. You know what I mean?

[legallyblondeslenderman]

Elle? Ha-ha-have you got a mo- a moment?

I need to... ta-ta-ta-talk-talk to you about some-some-something. I have- I have some uhm. some questions?

It's n-not a survey again or anything like that - I-I'm-I'm just - I ne-need it.

@slender-statiatician

Oh, hello Stats!

Of course! I always have a moment for you. What do you need?

[slender-statistician]

Uhm- well I-... oh gosh... how d- how do I - I don't know how to- it w-won't - I ca-can't-can't get the wor- the words to work-

{ Stats is visibly frazzled, antennae and wings twitching. One might note its lack of an arm, but that has long since scarred over and 'healed', at least as much as it can. One might also ask how long it's been since Stats has slept, but anyone who knows the fellow knows that the answer is very rarely a pleasing one. }

[legallyblondeslenderman]

Hey- hey hey hey, calm down! You can take all the time you need to, dear.

*Sigh* You have been sleeping again, haven't you?

[slender-statistician]

That's p-pr-pro-pr-pro-pr-hghhhhhhhhhhhh

I've been sleep-sleeping fi-fine, that's no-not the problem

[legallyblondeslenderman]

Okayyyy... What is the problem then? Did something happen?

[slender-statistician]

I don't know!

[legallyblondeslenderman]

Hey, hey, it's okay! Take a deep breath. It's okay. You can take a minute if you need to, dear.

[legallyblondeslenderman]

Elle? Ha-ha-have you got a mo- a moment?

I need to... ta-ta-ta-talk-talk to you about some-some-something. I have- I have some uhm. some questions?

It's n-not a survey again or anything like that - I-I'm-I'm just - I ne-need it.

@slender-statiatician

Oh, hello Stats!

Of course! I always have a moment for you. What do you need?

[slender-statistician]

Uhm- well I-... oh gosh... how d- how do I - I don't know how to- it w-won't - I ca-can't-can't get the wor- the words to work-

{ Stats is visibly frazzled, antennae and wings twitching. One might note its lack of an arm, but that has long since scarred over and 'healed', at least as much as it can. One might also ask how long it's been since Stats has slept, but anyone who knows the fellow knows that the answer is very rarely a pleasing one. }

[legallyblondeslenderman]

Hey- hey hey hey, calm down! You can take all the time you need to, dear.

*Sigh* You have been sleeping again, haven't you?

[slender-statistician]

That's p-pr-pro-pr-pro-pr-hghhhhhhhhhhhh

I've been sleep-sleeping fi-fine, that's no-not the problem

[legallyblondeslenderman]

Okayyyy... What is the problem then? Did something happen?

[legallyblondeslenderman]

...........heed no mind to the notification wall, we don't follow this blog of yours (.....we follow too many....T^T) so we're scrollin it /silly

-💙/🎨 (Chaos)

"wow i wonder why elle has so many notifs all of a sudden!"

the delightful chaos residents:

[legallyblondeslenderman]

Elle? Ha-ha-have you got a mo- a moment?

I need to... ta-ta-ta-talk-talk to you about some-some-something. I have- I have some uhm. some questions?

It's n-not a survey again or anything like that - I-I'm-I'm just - I ne-need it.

@slender-statiatician

Oh, hello Stats!

Of course! I always have a moment for you. What do you need?

[slender-statistician]

Uhm- well I-... oh gosh... how d- how do I - I don't know how to- it w-won't - I ca-can't-can't get the wor- the words to work-

{ Stats is visibly frazzled, antennae and wings twitching. One might note its lack of an arm, but that has long since scarred over and 'healed', at least as much as it can. One might also ask how long it's been since Stats has slept, but anyone who knows the fellow knows that the answer is very rarely a pleasing one. }

[legallyblondeslenderman]

Hey- hey hey hey, calm down! You can take all the time you need to, dear.

*Sigh* You have been sleeping again, haven't you?

[legallyblondeslenderman]

Elle? Ha-ha-have you got a mo- a moment?

I need to... ta-ta-ta-talk-talk to you about some-some-something. I have- I have some uhm. some questions?

It's n-not a survey again or anything like that - I-I'm-I'm just - I ne-need it.

@slender-statiatician

Oh, hello Stats!

Of course! I always have a moment for you. What do you need?

[legallyblondeslenderman]

I mean it got eated

YOU AREN'T HELPING!!!

[legallyblondeslenderman]

Eated

YES, I HEARED WHAT YOU SAID!!!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WAS EATEN???

[legallyblondeslenderman]

Eated

WHAT???

[legallyblondeslenderman]

Yeah it lost an arm

HOW?!

[legallyblondeslenderman]

HAH

okay fine. Two.

Its statistician btw.

Stats also lost an arm but gender is more important

HE LOST AN ARM?!

[legallyblondeslenderman]

Impossible

Im not lying. I have two, at least.

[legallyblondeslenderman]

You know, your singular friend. The one friend you have.

Anon, I have more than one friend.

[legallyblondeslenderman]

Your friend unlocked new gender

Ohhh? Well, that's wonderful! I congratulate them, whoever it is.

[legallyblondeslenderman]

Your friend is being flirted with

Ooooh? Which one? Are they having fun with it?