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Elle? Ha-ha-have you got a mo- a moment?

I need to... ta-ta-ta-talk-talk to you about some-some-something. I have- I have some uhm. some questions?

It's n-not a survey again or anything like that - I-I'm-I'm just - I ne-need it.

@slender-statiatician

Oh, hello Stats!

Of course! I always have a moment for you. What do you need?

Uhm- well I-... oh gosh... how d- how do I - I don't know how to- it w-won't - I ca-can't-can't get the wor- the words to work-

{ Stats is visibly frazzled, antennae and wings twitching. One might note its lack of an arm, but that has long since scarred over and 'healed', at least as much as it can. One might also ask how long it's been since Stats has slept, but anyone who knows the fellow knows that the answer is very rarely a pleasing one. }

Hey- hey hey hey, calm down! You can take all the time you need to, dear.

*Sigh* You have been sleeping again, haven't you?

That's p-pr-pro-pr-pro-pr-hghhhhhhhhhhhh

I've been sleep-sleeping fi-fine, that's no-not the problem

Okayyyy... What is the problem then? Did something happen?

I don't know!

Hey, hey, it's okay! Take a deep breath. It's okay. You can take a minute if you need to, dear.

...I might-might be - might be - well - I'm consid-considering -

how do you kn-you know for sure that y- that you know what you are?

...Ah!

Well, it's... not always a simple answer, at least from what I gather. Sometimes you just know, but, sometimes it can take time to figure something like that out. You know what I mean?

...Elle, I love y-love you, that d-doesn't help.

...Yeah, I figured that may be the case, haha...!

Just... Maybe try telling me what you're thinking exactly? Talking through it could help, maybe!

.....jmfg...hehhdgf....woman..?

Elle? Ha-ha-have you got a mo- a moment?

I need to... ta-ta-ta-talk-talk to you about some-some-something. I have- I have some uhm. some questions?

It's n-not a survey again or anything like that - I-I'm-I'm just - I ne-need it.

@slender-statiatician

Oh, hello Stats!

Of course! I always have a moment for you. What do you need?

Uhm- well I-... oh gosh... how d- how do I - I don't know how to- it w-won't - I ca-can't-can't get the wor- the words to work-

{ Stats is visibly frazzled, antennae and wings twitching. One might note its lack of an arm, but that has long since scarred over and 'healed', at least as much as it can. One might also ask how long it's been since Stats has slept, but anyone who knows the fellow knows that the answer is very rarely a pleasing one. }

Hey- hey hey hey, calm down! You can take all the time you need to, dear.

*Sigh* You have been sleeping again, haven't you?

That's p-pr-pro-pr-pro-pr-hghhhhhhhhhhhh

I've been sleep-sleeping fi-fine, that's no-not the problem

Okayyyy... What is the problem then? Did something happen?

I don't know!

Hey, hey, it's okay! Take a deep breath. It's okay. You can take a minute if you need to, dear.

...I might-might be - might be - well - I'm consid-considering -

how do you kn-you know for sure that y- that you know what you are?

...Ah!

Well, it's... not always a simple answer, at least from what I gather. Sometimes you just know, but, sometimes it can take time to figure something like that out. You know what I mean?

...Elle, I love y-love you, that d-doesn't help.

Elle? Ha-ha-have you got a mo- a moment?

I need to... ta-ta-ta-talk-talk to you about some-some-something. I have- I have some uhm. some questions?

It's n-not a survey again or anything like that - I-I'm-I'm just - I ne-need it.

@slender-statiatician

Oh, hello Stats!

Of course! I always have a moment for you. What do you need?

Uhm- well I-... oh gosh... how d- how do I - I don't know how to- it w-won't - I ca-can't-can't get the wor- the words to work-

{ Stats is visibly frazzled, antennae and wings twitching. One might note its lack of an arm, but that has long since scarred over and 'healed', at least as much as it can. One might also ask how long it's been since Stats has slept, but anyone who knows the fellow knows that the answer is very rarely a pleasing one. }

Hey- hey hey hey, calm down! You can take all the time you need to, dear.

*Sigh* You have been sleeping again, haven't you?

That's p-pr-pro-pr-pro-pr-hghhhhhhhhhhhh

I've been sleep-sleeping fi-fine, that's no-not the problem

Okayyyy... What is the problem then? Did something happen?

I don't know!

Hey, hey, it's okay! Take a deep breath. It's okay. You can take a minute if you need to, dear.

...I might-might be - might be - well - I'm consid-considering -

how do you kn-you know for sure that y- that you know what you are?

Data freak

Yes.

Are you a robot

Evidence dis-dis-disproves that the-that theory.

Elle? Ha-ha-have you got a mo- a moment?

I need to... ta-ta-ta-talk-talk to you about some-some-something. I have- I have some uhm. some questions?

It's n-not a survey again or anything like that - I-I'm-I'm just - I ne-need it.

@slender-statiatician

Oh, hello Stats!

Of course! I always have a moment for you. What do you need?

Uhm- well I-... oh gosh... how d- how do I - I don't know how to- it w-won't - I ca-can't-can't get the wor- the words to work-

{ Stats is visibly frazzled, antennae and wings twitching. One might note its lack of an arm, but that has long since scarred over and 'healed', at least as much as it can. One might also ask how long it's been since Stats has slept, but anyone who knows the fellow knows that the answer is very rarely a pleasing one. }

Hey- hey hey hey, calm down! You can take all the time you need to, dear.

*Sigh* You have been sleeping again, haven't you?

That's p-pr-pro-pr-pro-pr-hghhhhhhhhhhhh

I've been sleep-sleeping fi-fine, that's no-not the problem

Okayyyy... What is the problem then? Did something happen?

I don't know!

Elle? Ha-ha-have you got a mo- a moment?

I need to... ta-ta-ta-talk-talk to you about some-some-something. I have- I have some uhm. some questions?

It's n-not a survey again or anything like that - I-I'm-I'm just - I ne-need it.

@slender-statiatician

Oh, hello Stats!

Of course! I always have a moment for you. What do you need?

Uhm- well I-... oh gosh... how d- how do I - I don't know how to- it w-won't - I ca-can't-can't get the wor- the words to work-

{ Stats is visibly frazzled, antennae and wings twitching. One might note its lack of an arm, but that has long since scarred over and 'healed', at least as much as it can. One might also ask how long it's been since Stats has slept, but anyone who knows the fellow knows that the answer is very rarely a pleasing one. }

Hey- hey hey hey, calm down! You can take all the time you need to, dear.

*Sigh* You have been sleeping again, haven't you?

That's p-pr-pro-pr-pro-pr-hghhhhhhhhhhhh

I've been sleep-sleeping fi-fine, that's no-not the problem

Elle? Ha-ha-have you got a mo- a moment?

I need to... ta-ta-ta-talk-talk to you about some-some-something. I have- I have some uhm. some questions?

It's n-not a survey again or anything like that - I-I'm-I'm just - I ne-need it.

@slender-statiatician

Oh, hello Stats!

Of course! I always have a moment for you. What do you need?

Uhm- well I-... oh gosh... how d- how do I - I don't know how to- it w-won't - I ca-can't-can't get the wor- the words to work-

{ Stats is visibly frazzled, antennae and wings twitching. One might note its lack of an arm, but that has long since scarred over and 'healed', at least as much as it can. One might also ask how long it's been since Stats has slept, but anyone who knows the fellow knows that the answer is very rarely a pleasing one. }

I still try to use that arm sometimes.

Are you like. Attracted to bug folk

Mayhaps. I'm just now realizing the correlations.

Do you want another one to test that theory

Uh, sure?

@slender-statiatician

Hm? Hello?

*STARTLED BUZZING*

...Hi-

Oh, my. Hello there. You seem stressed, I–

*He suddenly remembers his eggs* Please, do be careful where you step.

Okay, yes i- I can watch out, ye-y-yeah.

Would you like to sit down? Are you okay?

I'm fi-f-fi-f-Fine. Just not a fan of-of anon shenanigans.

Oh, that's understandable.

Fuckers made me lay eggs.

...that's mortifying.

Oh, it's not that bad. I have food now, at least. And two lovely babies ready to hatch <3

If y- i- if- if yo- if you don't mind me asking, do you know they're fertile for sure?

Ha. Nope!

Fa-f-fair enough.

You still seem upset. Is there something frightening you, dear?

#it just has a stutter naga <3

It's ju-j-jus-just my sp-spee-sp-speech.

Are you like. Attracted to bug folk

Mayhaps. I'm just now realizing the correlations.

Do you want another one to test that theory

Uh, sure?

@slender-statiatician

Hm? Hello?

*STARTLED BUZZING*

...Hi-

Oh, my. Hello there. You seem stressed, I–

*He suddenly remembers his eggs* Please, do be careful where you step.

Okay, yes i- I can watch out, ye-y-yeah.

Would you like to sit down? Are you okay?

I'm fi-f-fi-f-Fine. Just not a fan of-of anon shenanigans.

Oh, that's understandable.

Fuckers made me lay eggs.

...that's mortifying.

Oh, it's not that bad. I have food now, at least. And two lovely babies ready to hatch <3

If y- i- if- if yo- if you don't mind me asking, do you know they're fertile for sure?

Ha. Nope!

#the man cant help the stutter <\3

Fa-f-fair enough.

Are you like. Attracted to bug folk

Mayhaps. I'm just now realizing the correlations.

Do you want another one to test that theory

Uh, sure?

@slender-statiatician

Hm? Hello?

*STARTLED BUZZING*

...Hi-

Oh, my. Hello there. You seem stressed, I–

*He suddenly remembers his eggs* Please, do be careful where you step.

Okay, yes i- I can watch out, ye-y-yeah.

Would you like to sit down? Are you okay?

I'm fi-f-fi-f-Fine. Just not a fan of-of anon shenanigans.

Oh, that's understandable.

Fuckers made me lay eggs.

...that's mortifying.

Oh, it's not that bad. I have food now, at least. And two lovely babies ready to hatch <3

If y- i- if- if yo- if you don't mind me asking, do you know they're fertile for sure?

Flutterbug appreciation <3 (and mod appreciation <3)

I have that firefly ask in there for when I want to draw him don't worry

Are you like. Attracted to bug folk

Mayhaps. I'm just now realizing the correlations.

Do you want another one to test that theory

Uh, sure?

@slender-statiatician

Hm? Hello?

*STARTLED BUZZING*

...Hi-

Oh, my. Hello there. You seem stressed, I–

*He suddenly remembers his eggs* Please, do be careful where you step.

Okay, yes i- I can watch out, ye-y-yeah.

Would you like to sit down? Are you okay?

I'm fi-f-fi-f-Fine. Just not a fan of-of anon shenanigans.

Oh, that's understandable.

Fuckers made me lay eggs.

...that's mortifying.

Are you like. Attracted to bug folk

Mayhaps. I'm just now realizing the correlations.

Do you want another one to test that theory

Uh, sure?

@slender-statiatician

Hm? Hello?

*STARTLED BUZZING*

...Hi-

Oh, my. Hello there. You seem stressed, I–

*He suddenly remembers his eggs* Please, do be careful where you step.

Okay, yes i- I can watch out, ye-y-yeah.

Would you like to sit down? Are you okay?

I'm fi-f-fi-f-Fine. Just not a fan of-of anon shenanigans.

Are you like. Attracted to bug folk

Mayhaps. I'm just now realizing the correlations.

Do you want another one to test that theory

Uh, sure?

@slender-statiatician

Hm? Hello?

*STARTLED BUZZING*

...Hi-

Oh, my. Hello there. You seem stressed, I–

*He suddenly remembers his eggs* Please, do be careful where you step.