not today, just not today

20+ | they/it | don't bring drama to my blog unless I get involved willingly | follows from @one-card-to-rule-them-all

[too-much-gacha]

➸ they/it pronouns

➸ you can call me candy

➸ don't bring drama to my blog unless I get involved willingly!!!

➸AO3 if anyone's interested

➸ the ask box's open if anyone wonders, so you can talk to me whenever (annon is on), messages are also fine

➸ that said I do take requests (rules)

➸ cannot grasp concept of time

➸ tumblr app may be against me but I'm back and will make it everyone else's problem (previous blog doomcandy, if you've reblogged my memes or mini zoo AU please let me know, I miss them)

Masterlist

✏️writing

➤ Sweet Dreams shortfic + Lucifer, Satan, Asmo, Luke ➤ Upside down ➤ "I'm an exchange student, of course I..." ➤ MC gets food allergy ➤ Soulmate tattoos AU, because I'm too lazy to upload all of this again ➤ DiaLuci shortfic (with art) ➤ Twelve Days of Christmas- #om12doc

🖌️art

➤ Asmo coloured version ➤ small Thirteen ➤ hella britney spears memes

things that bounce around my brain like windows screensaver:

“I'm the reinforcements”

obey me MC is the personification of “god wanted me dead, now you get to find out why”

baby dragon malleus

bet you thought it was something important under keep reading

[i-am-a-fish]

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

[ledogeishere]

does singing in the shower count as art

[i-am-a-fish]

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

[the-quietestmela]

does writing fanfiction count as art

[i-am-a-fish]

don't make me say the mummy thing again

[hatchetfield-scarecrow]

Big day for weird little towns

[spinus-pinus]

Tree Swallow Tachycineta bicolor

3/10/2024 San Joaquin Marsh, Orange County, California

The tree swallows at this location are a part of an ongoing monitoring project by the local Audubon chapter and the water district that manages the land. The first nest boxes were installed in 1998, and now there are over 100 nest boxes. This project has almost singlehandedly recovered the population of tree swallows in Orange County--during the 1985-1990 Orange County breeding bird atlas project, there were 0 successful tree swallow nests. Now, anyone can go to places like this marsh and see hundreds of tree swallows actively nesting!

[unlimited-nobu-works]

the floating head of wisdom

[toe-fingerman]

Please don't fall victim to internet misinformation. There is no floating head. It's a regular horse, it's neck is just hidden due to the position of the camera. I made an image to help you understand the what's actually going on.

[pride-knightess]

Thank you for the clarification

[chipszahoy]

The yandere girlfriends that were too powerful to show together so their relationship had to be offscreen

[rabbbitseason]

2026.05.31 "I see... you've taken a new step forward as well."

[akiragatr]

Tumblr is super big on the "I didn't say it was good, I said I liked it" but really need to discover the value in its opposite of "I didn't say it was bad, I said I hated it".

You can acknowledge that something is good, great, a masterpiece even, and just straight-up not enjoy it.

[astraldemise]

theres too many pokemon games where you play as a kid whos full of life and full of potential. there needs to be a pokemon game where you play as a college dropout who lives in a shitty apartment

[astraldemise]

your starter pokemon are trubbish, rattata and glameow. which symbolise the trash you keep forgetting to take out, the rats living in your walls and the stray cat you keep trying to befriend but it keeps hissing at you.

[astraldemise]

[astraldemise]

you guys dont get it its not supposed to be dark and edgy its supposed to be living in a mundane setting and slowly rediscovering the wonder in the world by going on a journey with a magical trash bag that is your friend, its about love and recovery and coping with the stress of your adult life with your friend who is made of sentient garbage

[bedrock-to-buildheight]

I’ve never been so attached to literal trash before

[sudorm-rfslash]

[pokefuseme]

I am similarly attached to the sentient trash. Can't wait to take him on little adventures

[nomadiclegends]

[miothle]

four cats, same temper ❤️‍🩹

[blue0909]

Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.

THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????

[miketon]

[yahinata]

feed the granddaddy

[alevolpe]

Sketch c0mm for anon

Sleepy Usagi getting ready for work.

[ryebreadgf]

my dad is very intensely involved a battle with his city’s public administration over a playground they have tried to forcibly remove like five times in the past 20 years and DID remove once in like 2005 but then had to rebuild because my dad was such a pain in their asses and came through with undeniable receipts of the zoning plan from the 60s/the historic/cultural value of the urban planning…. like there’s a woman in the city office who is his arch nemesis. he is literally the daredevil of urban planning

[ryebreadgf]

everyone in the tags needs to stop saying they want to fuck my dad.

[8d2t]

apprentice uniform for brushbuddy too so they dont feel left out

[viva-uwu]

Cyrene

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry