Welcome To Death

Mordecai / Phoebe Genderfluid DID System Probably Constipated. professional weirdo

[icantspellthings]

Nothing more embarrassing than accidentally using a big word wrong because now I'm simultaneously both stupid and pretentious, the worst combination of all time

[thepoppypenner]

"Your father was the only one who could charm his way into Isaac's clockwork heart." The bisexual Gomez agenda continues

[methodmen]

GIRL… WE GOT ANOTHER MORALLY AMBIGUOUS MAN IN WEDNESDAY? they sure know how to get us

[silver-soul00]

Their dynamics in a nutshell

[silver-soul00]

"We may never know who we were attached to.

You can't see yourself as an appendage, but as a whole person, worthy of love and respect.

We are more than just the sum of our parts.

But sometimes, the parts are greater than the whole".

[Orloff - episode 6, Woe Thyself]

[boomboombunnyy]

Jaycelands (part 1 maybe?)

[devvadoodles]

Shes got it y’all, don’t worry

[minty-trash]

Sometimes a family is just;

a 7ft tall man with biceps bigger than his head, who is also the prettiest siren of all

a 6ft tall colorblind recovering alcoholic, who is also the best sharpshooter in the galaxy

their gay demolitionist daughter

and their attack bird who they raised from an egg

[voyds]

tommy nease

[lastoneout]

Sorry we really went from free the nipple, take back the night, slut walks, and ending gender/sex segregation in sports being fucking milquetoast feminism 101 concepts to fucking girl dinner and "I just worry about fairness if we let trans girls play against cis ones" and "it was right of that woman to call the cops on a black man for existing near here in public during the day time because men are all violent monsters" and "radical feminism isn't transphobic we just need to kill all men including trans ones those oppressive traitors" and I will legit never be able to be normal about it. What the FUCK happened. I'd say I wonder what the feminists of my youth would say about this but I'm one and lemme tell ya I want to throw up. Go fucking read bell hooks or do something else useful please because all of this learned helplessness, gender essentialism, and transphobia dressed up as feminism is actively holding us back.

[jagcore]

borderlands 2 is single handedly contributing to my minion/follower complex. yes claptrap I will collect 139,597 brown rocks for you!!

[cilantrhoes]

[henk-heijmans]

Disorder, 2019 - by Federica Corbelli, Italian

[fire-plug]

Personality hire

Working Cats

[jeanjauthor]

Sometimes you really need a good personality on your staff.

[narwhalsarefalling]

[depsidase]

[sightofsea]

love when cats hear that you've woken up even just a little bit and they're like hiiiiiii oh my god oh my god!!!!! i wrote some poems in the night let me recite them for you. this one is called: screaming and knocking your water bottle off your nightstand

[feelthebeatss]