Legal Snarketing

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Coworker: The head of the department want us to do SEO, so we're going to start adding meta keywords and tags that we think will work to our website postings

Me:

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When you get a new job and you draft your resignation letter

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When you didnt get a title bump because your boss "forgot to ask in time" and they missed the firms window

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When you realize the summer associates are still getting paid more than you for attending virtual happy hours

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Me driving in my best friends birthday parade

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When I first jump on a 9am video conference

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When managers go off topic in the middle of a meeting

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When you want to quit your job but you know your firm is going to stay profitable cause of the current administration.

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When my coworkers ask why I get to eat in the attorney dining room.

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When I make proofreading check an email three times before it gets sent out.

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When a coworker emails me, requests a meeting, then asks that I look at their schedule and set something up.

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When I want to quit but then remember I have a mortgage and a dog to feed.

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When the catering team says they ran out of white wine at a partner event.

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Me at any event the partners bring their spouses to.

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Every intern.

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When you move from a cube to an office.

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When your being chastised at work and your boss says you're too "sassy" and your job is in danger because of it .