♪ ℐ §ee Sparks ℱly ♪

I am a normal human being although my blog might lead you to believe otherwise.

[cartiercocaine-blog]

wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

[dont-touch-my-fandoms]

Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever

[blocboybucciarati]

YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣

[lesbianskunkrat]

I WATCH THIS EVERYDAY

[memewhore]

[okiitos]

@wafflehousecoffee absolute golden tags

[grox]

[o-kurwa]

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

My man was really gonna let a fucking BEAR into his house for the views and the BEAR had to be the sensible one here

[ericahutchings-deactivated20220]

The bear was like what ruckus are you hoomans making in here? I rented the cabin to y’all so you better keep it clean and the music down. Bear pulls the knob and still looks around the room and says Tell your friend no smoking weed anywhere on campgrounds. I’ll call ole Smokey on his ass. Door closes.

[guerrillatech]

[onlytwitterpics]

[honeygoblin-deactivated20210102]

Little is known about the origins of this practice, although there is some unfounded speculation that it is loosely derived from or perhaps inspired by ancient Aegean notions about bees’ ability to bridge the natural world with the afterlife.

[oakydokey]

#me shoving my head into a beehive: yall would not fuckin BELIEVE the day i’ve had

[joysminuet]

@cardozzza

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

I love the mental image that tag creates

[thankgoodnessforme]

The bees when you give them the tea:

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lellu]

[masonicbeheadingritual]

[kkachi95]

haha I can’t believe they made Fire Nation into a real thing

[pikameme-dayo]

that comment dropkicked me into next week

[shesnake]

rmr that time aang went to prison

[themysteryoftheunknownuniverse]

this show is a treasure from start to finish 

[livewhileyouryoung96-deactivate]

[truenoodle]

Oh god this resonates so much. I don't know how to communicate the emotions I felt being one of like 3 women in a class while all 20-30 guys around me made rape jokes and laughed and told me to lighten up when I complained, or talked about "what type of Asian is your favourite" like we were breeds of dog or cuts of meat, or hear the guy beside me say "who cares?" when the prof announced that the first woman had just won the fields medal, or even just the blatant staring when I walked into class like I was some kind of foreign object.

[butchscientist]

[ID: A tweet by dyke to watch out for, @dyke3watchout5, which reads: "It's always "how do we get more women into math" and never "how do we get more misogynists out of math". /end ID]

[penrosesun]

I once spent a summer working on research project in a chemistry lab at Harvard, and you know the biggest thing that stood out to me? The building I was working in had exactly 1/3 as many bathrooms for women as for men. It had clearly been built with no bathrooms for women at all, and had only reluctantly converted some of the men's bathrooms to be for women after the fact. There was a seminar about "advancing women in STEM" on campus basically every week, and I fucking guarantee that not a single one of them did as much to advance women in STEM as my group's PI, who declared about two days into the program that all women in the building should "feel free to use the men's restrooms if they're closer or less occupied, and men who are uncomfortable about that should consider how their female colleagues feel just existing in a building like this one". Women aren't mysterious creatures who need to be lured into the sciences with treats and special programs; they're human beings, and the main things keeping them out of STEM fields are those fields utterly refusing to treat them as such.

[largedad]

[toastbutteregg]

[volcainist]

im on the floor

[everythingfox]

He’s melting

Felix

[everythingfox]

“Excuse me, do you have a moment to speak about the environment…”