Lost In The Supermarket

"For today only comes once which tomorrow may not remember."

[memewhore]

[dammiticantdeactivateblog]

[joelalick]

Someone hold my hand and do that little thumb rubby thingy.

[alabasterbones]

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice 

[gaybaerey]

        it took us a while         with every breath a new day         with love on the line         we’ve had our share of mistakes         but all your flaws and scars are mine                         still  f a l l i n g  for you

happy anniversary, our gentle boys, your love is eternal 💖

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

The first time I heard an adult say the f word was when I was in fourth grade and we were doing some project that involved us baking cookies together as a class. My teacher Ms. Lindsey, who was real sweet, was demonstrating for everybody and she asked if anyone knew how to crack an egg, and I really didn’t know how to crack an egg, but I’m a go-getter, so I raised my hand and she called on me. I instantly knew I was in trouble at that point but I’d seen my dad crack eggs hundreds of times so I figured, ya know, it can’t be thaaaat hard. So I grab the egg but I have no sense of how softly you’re supposed to tap an egg to crack it, so I just slam it against the desk and splatter raw egg ten feet in every direction and my teacher said “what the fuck, Dion?”

[hellokrissi]

dion: aries, taurus, gemini, leo, aquarius, pisces

ms. lindsey: cancer, virgo, libra, scorpio, capricorn, sagittarius

[avtgjhvgdhn]

Interviewed by Sook-Yin Lee, on MuchMusic’s The Wedge,  2001

[dammiticantdeactivateblog]

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you

[moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102]

I swear to God I am so tired of this meme. You guys need to leave Wonderwall alone, seriously by now you should’ve somehow realized what you gotta do

[venusian--eye-deactivated201606]

i don’t fucking believe this. i don’t believe that anybody feels the way i do about you now

[sisforsammi]

- Shakespeare 

[victoriasugden1]

Chicago Fire S4 - The Borelli Brothers

You didn’t have to come back for me. You did, for a complete stranger.

[fircyca]

Now what?

[dammiticantdeactivateblog]

[dammiticantdeactivateblog]

“You run a clean campaign, you get creamed. You run a dirty one, well, you might win an election, but you lose your soul. What’s the point?”

[dgct2-deactivated20181231]

Jesse Spencer takes a moment on the red carpet at Paleyfest An Evening With Dick Wolf. 

[meresger-deactivated20231208]

Is it me or does Chicago Fire just keep rehashing the same storylines over and over again? Woops, Dawon & Casey are on the outs. Oh no, Someone wants to get rid of Boden and/or House 51. Hey look, Severide’s new squeeze has issues and is already gone! what? The candidate can’t stay unless he’s now a paramedic?

Tony Lang on PaleyFest’s Chicago Fire panel spoilers (via meresger)

[just-shower-thoughts]

The moral of Rudolph the Red nose reindeer is that no one likes you unless you’re useful.

[tahthetrickster]

rudolph the red-nosed reindeer as capitalist propaganda: discuss

[ritavonbees]

rudolph was already exactly as useful as the other reindeer. the moral is deviation from the norm will be punished unless it is exploitable

[tigerator]