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stellaseveride

9-1-1 | 5x09 "Past Is Prologue"

"Find ways to reconnect." "Cap knows of what he speaks."

#9-1-1 #this cracked me up

anxious-m3ss

“I hope this email finds you well”

First of all the only emails that ever find me well are from AO3

mattoidmeerkat

Mama Bear & Papa Bear

#don’t mess with mr and mrs grant-nash and their babies #9-1-1 #911

nathanhaley

#my heart #b99

doomed-spectacles

I feel like I want to explain to young tumblr users who weren't born yet that MulderxScully was a revolutionary ship. No, it was not queer but that is not the only way to be revolutionary.

In the 90s when The X Files was airing, media was like misogyny soup. Yes, there were exceptions. But casual sexism was so ubiquitous it was like we were all frogs simmering in it and if you dared to say, hey, uh, isn't this joke a little shitty to the wife? Or maybe this female character could do something other than pose and ask questions so the male lead can answer them? Then you were a hairy feminist outcast loser.

Scully was a lot of things but she was not that. All the "You're not going to believe this, Scully!" memes are based on the fact that Mulder, an attractive white dude, wanted nothing more in his entire life than to share his passions with this tiny redhead. Was he nuts? Yes. But on many other shows, he would have talked down to her, would've ignored her, would've mocked her. He didn't.

When you go back and watch The X Files, there's these moments where Mulder and Scully look at each other like, "wait did Jack Black really just say that" and the significance to fan history isn't just the sexual tension. It's that, yeah, and the origin of the word ship, and the 'will-they-won't-they'. But the most important thing about those looks is how they told the audience that Mulder was looking to Scully for something. A man was looking at a woman and asking with his eyes "what do you think about this?" Was he also saying "and do you want to bone about it?" Yeah, yeah he was. But the first thing was sexy as hell.

Respecting a woman's expertise and folding information she provided into his worldview was a revolutionary thing for a man to do on television at the time. Thank you for coming to my MSR ted talk.

#the x files

trans-girl-nausicaa

chekov’s cat: if you see a cat, it will probably be relevant later.

schroedinger’s gun: there’s no way to know if a gun is loaded or not until you physically inspect and check it yourself, so it’s safest to assume all guns are loaded.

mariacallous

#these are both excellent rules to live by#like#just in general

sith-shenanigans

crystalshard

Murphy’s Theorem: Anything that can become a triangle, will become a triangle.

Pythagoras’s Law: Any attempt to calculate geometry will go wrong.

postoctobrist

Do you ever think about how pornography, like science fiction, reflects modern day economic anxieties? Asking bc I just saw one where in order to stay in an Airbnb she had to wear a chastity belt and she didn’t even leave a bad review after

these days the pizza guy is too busy working for three different apps to even fuck you

darthbob88

One of my favorite pornos (for nonsexual reasons) was this one about 4 women working as interns under one dude. They all know that only one intern is getting a full-time job, so they all decide to suck it out of the manager's dick, which devolves to an orgy. At the end after they wipe the cum off, the girls argue about who's getting the job, when the manager says "Girls, girls! You were all great, but the company's shutting down and we'll all be laid off at the end of the week."

derinthescarletpescatarian

That’s the funniest shit I’ve ever heard maybe I should try watching porn

nohohankerotomania-deactivated2

Not to be a prude this is just so bleak. something about everything said here is so bleak like talking about porn so casually like its the sunday comics

geniusoflove

sorry mother superior should we be making jokes about the next church bazaar

tbposting

collapsing onto my fainting couch, scandalized and overcome with the vapors that someone discussed media with visible ankles

clowngames

talking about media that reflects the public consciousness' anxiety about an increased job instability and economic desolation and the bleak part is that the conversation involves a penis

elliot-olivia

MY FOLLOWERS’ TOP 5 L&O SEASONS, BASED ON EO CONTENT:

2. Season 1 (SVU) – 45% of voters.

#ily #svu

amateur

bensonstablers

Graceland | 3x06: Buto Ijo

#I was just thinking about this show this morning!#I need to finish it!#graceland

guooey

flourishingskeleton

Rating: Cute

It is very common and safe for truckers to keep pets with them on the road. Having a pet helps truckers with stress and loneliness. I looked into this account and from my understanding these kittens were born feral and rescued by this man. He has gotten them medical treatment, and is helping care for their eye infections. His set up in the truck is good, having a little box, kennel, bed and toys.

wolfcat-hybrid

Is there any risk of them getting down in the pedal area while the truck is in motion? Do they get put in the crate while he drives, or is there a solution I'm not seeing here?

13-vampires-in-a-coat

Hello, a different trucker with a cat here:

When I rescued my little calico cat and took her with me in my truck, I was worried about the same thing. A tiny kitten can squeeze into the most unlikely of places in a truck! However, very rarely did I ever need to lock her in her crate while I drove. I had her crate tucked into a space behind my seat where it couldn't move, and she would usually sleep there because it was a dark, safe space and she wasn't used to the motion of the tank truck.

Later on, when she got more used to the truck moving, she would play a bit, but due to where the gear shift was located (I drove a manual transmission truck), it was easy while I had the cruise control on to set my foot where it would block her from getting underfoot and where I could feel her trying and nudge her out of the way. She learned pretty quickly that underfoot was not a place for her.

The more pressing problem I had in my new Freightliner was that when I had the truck's Smart Idle feature on (battery powered AC that gets charged by the truck turning itself on and off) the window buttons also worked. As you can see from one of my pics, my solution was a loop of duct tape over the window button, sticky side up. I could still use the window button, but she did not like stepping on the tape.

(I was not worried about her getting out, she did NOT like the outdoors. I was more worried about my window being wide open while I was sleeping. The tape worked!)