lizard king

~traveling through space and time refusing to learn anything and being a diva about it.~ hi i love plants, cats, knitting, crocheting, & astronomy.

[figmas]

[hellenhighwater]

Good morning it's time to meet my favorite squirrel

He lives in the tree outside my house

[steampunkforever]

I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.

[kraken17]

"That is Signal, the Last Follower of the Old Law."

[maureen2musings]

Aurora met the Mist

rana_chowdhury

[romancenjoyer]

i’m doing really well for someone who goes through the five stages of grief every day

[miss-meri]

Finished the Fungi SAL that I’ve been working on since last year. Feels good to have it complete. The ghost fungus on the last page has glow-in-the-dark thread.

[lamignonette]

[flightyfinch]

other birds must get so pissed off by mockingbirds. like imagine you get in a fight with your wife and the next week you can hear your upstairs neighbor repeating the argument word for word as sexual roleplay

[runefaustblack]

[myfairynuffstuff]

Makoto Fujii (b.1984) - Listen to Rain Sounds. 2016. Oil on canvas.

[beelur]

[wnwnmemo]

[thewindowofthesummerhouse]

Liz Mamont

[noodlesinbroth]

Happy lunar new year everyone! Wishing you peace, prosperity, health, happiness, and more money in your pockets! 🧧🧧

[pisswizrd]

mine is faster lol

[angelicguy]

me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

[seaweed-station]

Me and the boys misunderstood the arcane nature of the stone and now the Toyota is king of England

[seravph]

“what’s the worst fruit” i hope you fucking die im strangling you what the hell is wrong with you. ‘the worst fruit’… has god not made all of these fruits in the same light???? cunt

[rottenlittlefink]

Red Delicious Apples

[punk-rocking-nerd]

[parakeet]

5th from the bottom on applerankings.com

[voidsentprinces]

May I someday gain the same level of succinct cutting vitriol criticism as the applerankings.

[cilceon]

It’s extremely important that you listen to this with the sound on

[oldwebtreasure]

The Happy99 worm, also known as Ska or i-Worm, was a worm for Windows, appearing in 1999. The worm would display a gif of exploding fireworks in a window titled “Happy New Year 1999!″. This was the first worm known to spread via e-mail and usenet. Other than attaching itself to the user’s computer, this worm did no damage.