funny dog eat a pepsi

hey. what's up. you're probably looking for my way more active, fandom-focused blog, or my photoshop-and-worldbuilding-focused other blog. if you're here to argue about posts i made like 6 years ago, i probably agree with you now, having grown and changed as a person and whatnot.

[leggys-personal-stuff]

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sup. i’m leg. or alex, if you know me from twitter. welcome to my tumblr. you’re currently on my purposefully low-effort main blog. if you’re looking for other facets of my personality, here are my sideblogs:

fandoms/things i enjoy (it’s mostly kamen rider but i talk about other things too) - @stingyslegslookweird

things i’ve made in photoshop/my worldbuilding project (infernocross)/my kamen rider oc (chaleon) - @leg-made-a-thing

political opinions/things that make me angy >:[ (rarely used, for my own mental health) - @leggy-is-sick-of-your-shit

gimmick blog (rating gradients/polls about forgotten memes) - @indecisive-gimmick

other places you can find me:

youtube, deviantart, snapchat, minecraft, github, vrchat, steam: SilverShadowX3 (haven’t used deviantart or snapchat in forever tbh but they’re still out there probably)

sporcle: Accelerider

imgur: MaximumMutekiVRX

newgrounds: CountTheMedals (mostly just for trying to collect a shit-ton of medals in different games)

onlinesequencer: 98erLater

discord: dm me; i’m not giving that shit out to just anyone

[yesornopolls]

have you ever fallen asleep in a place of worship?

Have you ever fallen asleep in a place of worship?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 4 days 2 hours

[parkchanwoohoo]

[eeveestho]

ok but the full translation is also extremely good

[human-pet-girl]

that translation is accurate except for that last part. pflegestufe doesnt really translate to a state of need, its moreso means that the weed would leave you disabled in a way that makes you legally eligible for care or assistance

[eroscestlavie]

Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter

[eroscestlavie]

[bamfspock]

Bosses and Coworkers: you've got a great work ethic, going above and beyond

Me: I am literally just doing my job. Everyone else is slacking off.

Everyone Else: (magically knows somehow the secret amounts of work the boss is actually asking of them, which the boss cannot tell anyone for Reasons)

[bamfspock]

There always seems to be a gap in instructions (from bosses, parents, teachers, friends, whoever) between 'required' and 'expected', and this gap is:

invisible

never explained

always a different size

you have to guess the size

if you guess wrong you either get Praised or In Trouble

[bamfspock]

At least on 'the price is right' you know (because someone *actually told you*) that you are playing a guessing game and that there is an over/under mechanic and that the conquence of guessing wrong isn't a punishment or damaged relationship or getting fired

[bamfspock]

On an unrelated note my psychiatrist has given me a referal for a formal ASD evaluation

[bamfspock]

This post is about the neurodivergent frustration of having to deal with neurotypical authority figures who don't say what they mean but I love the pro-union labor-rights energy I'm seeing in the notes

[hemipenal-system]

when i say autogynephilia isn’t real in any meaningful sense, i don’t mean that trans women don’t get turned on by themselves being hot. i mean that it is perfectly normal to do so and many cis people also do that

[hemipenal-system]

also you totally can transition for sex reasons. that's a thing you can do. your reason can absolutely be "god it would be so hot if i was a girl" and you're not a weird pervert for thinking that because cis girls think "god its so hot that im a girl" allllll the time. they really never stop thinking it

you can want to get bottom surgery solely so you can neopussy bounce on another trans girl so hard that it makes her want one for herself. that's totally legal

[anxietyproblem]

[countrygypsywt]

[your-uncle-iroh]

I was at the market today and a young man was very rude to the tea vendor. He said the tea was "just hot leaf water." Then proceded to laugh at the vendor.

He is correct. It is hot leaf water. And the leaves matter. And the temperature of the water matters. And the vessel you drink it from matters. And who you share it with matters most of all.

Everything is "just" something, if you are determined to miss the point.

[mousegirlheart]

um actually there's nothing wrong with letting cats be outdoor pets. your cat is depressed locked inside forever. it's animal abuse. let it outside. more cats should be let outside more often. especially overnight.

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[thatpollguy]

Do you think Chinese Crested dogs are cute?

Very

Somewhat

Not really

Not at all

Remaining time: 4 days 25 minutes

[hitboxesonstockimages]

I hope you know that every time I do one of these pride month events I lose a bunch of followers probably because I'm spamming the dash. I'm not doing it for the notes or to grow the blog or anything, this is purely love of the game baby

[hitboxesonstockimages]

I know I'm doing a good job though because I don't think anyone has been like "this is absolutely not their fursona" and instead I've gotten a million notes that are like "you are so right actually." And I know I am because this is my job. Like my cutie mark would be assigning fursonas. But it's still nice to hear

[apolladay]

Here are my genuine thoughts on tumblr demographics: lgbtq+, white, *celibate, progressive politics, neurodivergent, mentally ill, into fandom, us-american

*just doesn't have frequent sex, can be asexual or just not 'getting laid'

How many boxes do you check?

1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8

Here are my genuine thoughts on tumblr demographics: 1. lgbtq+ 2. white 3. celibate* 4. progressive politics 5. neurodivergent 6. mentally ill 7. into fandom 8. us-american

1

2

3

4

5

6

7

8

results

Remaining time: 4 days 3 hours

*just doesn't have frequent sex, can be asexual or just not 'getting laid'

[pigeon-butch]

your muscles being pleasantly sore after exercise is such a nice incentive I can see why they patched that in. the forced regular logins to avoid losing progress however are a predatory practice and deserve nothing but scorn.

[rowark]

(X)

[goomymegpoid]

I wish this feeling upon everyone who wants to wear a dress, its really the best

[ghostlynblm]

this makes me so happy as a fat hairy guy who likes skirts and dresses i never get to see guys like me in dresses it’s always skinny twinks this makes me so happy 🥺🥺

[spyglassrealms]

I booted my old laptop to find a file and was once again dealt immediate psychic damage by my desktop wallpaper

I open this thing just infrequently enough that it catches me woefully off guard every single fucking time

[putnamspuppeteer]

OP do you still have the original image. Would you be willing to share it.

[spyglassrealms]

but of course.