saw someone trying to roast this guy on reddit but all the comments were just like "fuck off, that's based"
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FUCK YEAH.
AYFKM this shit is ASPIRATIONAL.
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saw someone trying to roast this guy on reddit but all the comments were just like "fuck off, that's based"
nature is healing
FUCK YEAH.
AYFKM this shit is ASPIRATIONAL.
Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.
Who makes the porn bots.
Where do they come from. What do
they hope to achieve.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.
do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?
My voice repeats what
you all say: I love you I
love you I love you.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.
I love the use of the phrase 'some strange alchemy' as a descriptor for a process you don't understand.
'Through some strange alchemy(crochet) they turned a bundle of yarn into a stuffed giraffe'
'Through some strange alchemy(bad cooking) they turned a perfectly marinated steak into a charcoal briquet'
'Through some strange alchemy(good cooking) they turned a pile of slop into the fluffiest bread loaf I'd ever seen'
'Through some strange alchemy(bad reading comprehension) they took my polite statement and turned into a disgusting act against the poor'
and so on
its terrible for any number of reasons, but i think if we invent immortality there should be an extreme sport called civilizational speedrunning where teams of 20 go into the wilderness somewhere and try and be the fastest build the first internal combustion engine. i bet you could get it down to like 3 years tops
The real trick is to eat seed heavy food before the speedrun starts so your first poops are halfway to agriculture already
i want you on my team holy shit
Funny growing up in the late 2000s and seeing constant "don't text and drive" warnings, PSAs telling us to put our phones down behind the wheel, wait until you're home to send that text, a phone-distracted driver is a deadly driver etc etc
Only for modern car manufacturers to be like "we made the car a phone :) now you have to text and drive to change the radio station :)"
listen i'm not advocating for exotic animals as pets, but i really just feel like cheetahs are probably different
i feel like we need to give them another shot as housebeasts
this is a critter who wants greenies and then to take a nap on the couch next to me, and i KNOW it
cheetah in House perfec t size for put inside! inside very Soft and Comfort cheetah sleep soundly put cheetah in House. Put Cheetah In House. no problems ever in cheetah in ho use because good Happy and Satisfy for human where sleep. House yes a place for a cheetah put cheetah in house can trust cheetah for giveing good love to humans in house. friend cheetah
I mean, as someone who as worked in a zoo, this is fairly true.
Obvious disclaimer that you shouldn't have wild animals as pets.
But like, cheetahs are the only large cats that keepers will do free contact with. Hell, even most small cats don't get free contact. (Because small cats can be VICIOUS. They'll have a baby pallas cat wearing thicker gloves than when handling an owl. Because small cats can just be vicious.)
Like I think the only other cat at our zoo where I've seen free contact with was servals? Because I know they've used servals in shows to demonstrate their natural jumping ability. But I know servals can sometimes have a mean temper as well. Meanwhile they'll do the cheetah run and afterwards put the mic by the cheetahs and it's just like an engine with them purring. It's fascinating to watch when the message in every other large animal is "no free contact because it's dangerous even when they're born in captivity".
Legit if any wild animal could be adapted to a pet it would be cheetahs lmao. Only problem is they can be skittish and very anxious and that's why they're often raised around dogs in zoos to gain confidence.
congrats, i award you funniest take on this post
a lot of ADHD behaviours and barriers feel like sims logic playing out in real time like i did my laundry but i had to pee and sleep so i stopped and i haven’t folded it yet except i can’t fold it yet because i need to eat but i can’t eat because the laundry basket is in front of the fridge. someone keeps queuing actions but they’re getting cancelled
Like to charge, reblog to cast
"american girl has lost the plot" this. "american girl has lost the plot" that. can they lose the plot one more time and make me a magical girl rpg fighting game. come on guys it'd be funny
we need to stop being so doom-and-gloom about the nostalgia-marketing and start using it to our advantage. be outspoken about how nostalgic we are for the six-book format and book-accurate film adaptations and nellie existing. start a tiktok trend where we're all nostalgic for the gold rush
*really loudly within earshot of mattel* you know i'm REALLY nostalgic for HIGH-QUALITY ILLUSTRATIONS BEING AVAILABLE ON AN EASILY-ACCESSIBLE WEBSITE. and julie being GAY
Aries: This week, draw an animal without references. Start with the snout and end at the tail. What kind of features does it have, fur or scales, spots or stripes? What does it eat, and where does it sleep? This is the creature in your heart.
Taurus: This week, sew two pieces of material together with a simple running stitch. What do the two pieces look like? Are they soft or rough, thick or thin, patterned or plain? Are they harmonious or discordant? They are each an aspect of yourself.
Leo: This week, make a temporary sculpture. Carve a block of ice, or make a sand castle. Carefully arrange your salad into an elaborate edible flower. Put time and attention into something that won’t be around tomorrow. This is practice for loving.
Gemini: This week, write a poem based on your name. A classic acrostic, spelled out from top to bottom, is fine. An ode or exploration of the meaning of your name is good too; what is the cumulative meaning of your names put together? Extra credit if you write a limerick.
Cancer: This week, take a walk. Every five minutes, stop and take notes. What are you seeing, hearing, smelling? How many birds are there? What are you feeling, right then? Jot it all down.
Virgo: This week, come up with an original melody. Play it on an instrument, if you have one, or a digital keyboard. Hum it to yourself when you have a private moment. What does it sound like? Is it triumphant, mischievous, melancholy, seductive? What path does it follow? It is a miniature map of a moment in your life.
Libra: This week, paint a memory. Accurate representation is not important, focus on the feelings. What colors do you associate with the memory? What textures, or patterns? You can use any kind of paint, even make-up or foodstuffs, as long as the color is placed in shapes and taches.
Scorpio: This week, tie a string or cord into a knot. Make it large and complicated. Carry it in your pocket, or keep it under your pillow for a few days. Before the week is over, try to untangle it– it’s OK if you can’t. What is binding you, and what do you want to release?
Sagitarrius: This week, collect scrap paper and junk mail, and tear it into pieces. Use them to make a landscape collage. This is your mindscape. What is the ground made of, or the sky? Are there clouds, or trees, or a lake or pond or river? Choose the sun or moon very carefully.
Capricorn: This week, prepare a refreshment for yourself, or someone you care about. Make it special: use a new recipe or a twist on an old favorite. Even a modicum of extra attention will imbue it with power. Let it revitalize your soul.
Aquarius: This week, choreograph a dance to pair with an affirmation. Perform it in front of a mirror, with a serious face. This is your message to yourself, and when words are not enough, dance takes its place. Recognize your self-empowerment in your future gestures.
Pisces: This week, try a new hairstyle. You don't have to go outside, but keep it on for at least half an hour. Inspect yourself in the mirror; do you look different? Are you different?
Besides paying for a residence or buying a vehicle, have you ever spent more than $1000 in a single transaction?
Besides paying for a residence or buying a vehicle, have you ever spent more than $1000 in a single transaction?
Yes
No
I think that when you're overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game
forever thinking about this reblog on the post abt discords survey on whether or not ppl wanted ai. motherfucker you are messages.
Okay, actual question. do you enjoy salad? and by salad I mean a bowl full of greens with some sort of topping. Honest opinion only, please don't answer one way or the other based on what you think you should say.
Yes, I enjoy salad
No, I do not enjoy salad
And please reblog for a larger sample size!
Spitballing with the fellas on discord and we've come up with a Star Trek character we want to see: A 200-year-old top Vulcan diplomat attending a function and laughing boisterously and slapping backs with everyone and then just relaxing into resting bitch face the moment nobody is watching him. He takes his job deadly seriously and studied parties extensively in the diplomatic academy. Every year he's brushing up on new developments in party theory. He knows every party nuance you could possibly think of, for the sake of intergalactic relations. Peace in the galaxy depends on it. It's weird but you gotta meet people where they're at, he thinks.
Sarek fucking hates this guy and it's 100% envy
human diplomat: [laughs at joke]
vulcan diplomat (to himself): this is great. I’m going to get a good grade in Party, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,
I Got A Degree In Party Rocking
omg you people can do anything