Jayden K @legitdemi - Tumblr Blog

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iheartmgk

iamhannalashay

Appreciate your girl’s lingerie before taking it off.

magicalspacebullshit

100% of people can’t tell the difference

Getting back into programming and my first game... Is a kys simulator my life was a mistake

#programming #games #video games #kys #fuck #duck md #fuck me

Let’s admit it if leafy asked me to drink bleach I would

#leafy #leafyishere #bleach

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legitdemi

the cringe

#leafy #leafyishere #kys #cyberbullying #kawaii #cringe

Any leafy fans out there?

#leafy #leafyishere #kys

How's it going Pepe's

Hamburger or chicken sandwich

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bf: *nuts* me: thatll be $15 bf: wtf i thought u were my gf me: “if you’re good at something never do it for free” — heath ledger

legitdemi

Always use good business strategies

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The world is most beautiful at 4 AM because people are asleep and nature is wide awake.

(via failedthecity)

Would test this out but that's too early

today-ifuckedup

Today, I fucked up... by calling a locksmith when I was “locked out” of my car

I’ll preface this by saying I’m usually not a stupid man but I was at the end of my third 16 hour shift in a row and I was very tired. I’ll make this quick:

I got off work, went out to my car, hit the button for the doors on my remote unlocker - as usual. Nothing happened. I tried it a few more times, battery must be dead. I stand there for 10 minutes, mashing the little button, hoping for enough juice to open the doors. Nada.

I call a locksmith, explain that I’m locked out of my car. He says he’ll be right over. 20 minutes later he arrives. He walks up with his tools, inserts a thing that looks like a blood pressure cuff in the door jamb. He starts making conversation as it inflates, pushing the door open:

“So locked your keys in the car? No problem sir, I’ll have it open in a minute.”

“No, my keys are right here, my key fob is dead.” I replied.

He stops and for about 10 seconds. Doesn’t say a word. He sees my keys in my hands. Takes them from me, inserts them in the lock and opens the door.

I was mortified. I was so in a habit of opening the doors with my remote fob that I entirely forgot that keys could be used to unlock cars manually. He started laughing so hard I thought he was going to have an aneurysm. After he stopped laughing, he told me there was no charge. The story he’d have to tell was worth the drive out.

legitdemi

Poor. Lock Smith