Life is just one big game and I'm losing

[iwriteshakespeareanninsults]

Everyone asked 2016 to be soft and forgiving well guess what she wasn’t. So now everyone’s asking for a nice soft 2017 but I’m not. come fuck me up bitch I’ll be in the alley behind Macy’s @ 7 let’s go

[cozi]

when i was 12 i got banned from yahoo answers and when i emailed support to be like “what did i do??” i got a really vague answer that just said “you know what you did” and it still haunts me to this day

[rtrixie]

Why is everyone trying to copy Steve Jobs these days, this is getting ridiculous

[cptmaximum]

this looks like the e3 of hamburgers

[webcomicname]

[animalsnaps]

[fadetojetblack]

[somewhatfound]

@grumpsaesthetics

[shithappensmoveon-blog]

[l-amouur]

[hotelhalsey]

[dingusandsmartypants]

[queenofthesaiyans]

Literally me

[livingabovetherest-deactivated2]

They nailed it.

[acoolsuggestion]

She sleeps a lot because her dreams are prettier than reality.

[livards]

i sleep a lot because i have Depression

[sixpenceee]

When the sun hits the pelican’s beak at the right angle, you can see inside of it. 

[thejelly-fox]

he is trying to find his son

[severalowls]

the 5 second rule is a lie. nothing matters. eat the dirt.

[discreet45]

[ahhandresss]

[dutchster]

[itooru-deactivated20170702]

what if instead of censoring our words with **** we used ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

example: son of a ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)