The Aggro Crag

DEPARTMENT OF SHADOWY ARTS AND CRAFTS

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

i am the administrator

2. sure save in the fucking stinky folder whatever

[notahorseindisguise]

ALSO..some more masturbation facts about me. theres a nonsexual scene in a book where a kid gets spanked for some reason. it was set in like the 40s and he was in a boarding school i forget. but i think i either misread the scene . or maybr the author actually did write this and theyre just fucking weird. and i thought the protag got hit (with like a ruler or something). on the penis instead of on the arse. and i remember my 11 year old brain being like. i wonder why i think that would feel good.

and so my first ever "experiment" with masturbation was. slapping my dick with a ruler. and when that felt good. my first ever way of masturbating was. stacking heavy books on my penis. and then hitting the top book. so that the force was distributed down the series of books. into my penis. and of COURSE it didnt work i was punching books into my dick but it laid a strong foundation for a great gooning career . hey everyone PLEASE pretend you didnt read this post

[notahorseindisguise]

[swagdinner]

[xalatath]

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

[slugmania]

[xalatath]

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

[slugmania]

[tarragonthedragon]

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[dogpuppy]

[scissorsaint]

(flirting) i could be your problem

[quericus]

I could be the monkeys to your circus.

[forgamers]

[taragrimface]

oblivion is an abysmal game and everyone should play it

[lesbyterianchurch]

Farewell!

[quinzelade]

The comedic timing in this is Oscar worthy

[turbro]

tumblr ads stop showing me the ai dog cock for the love of god

[turbro]

jesus christ thank you. if this works ill be in your debt

[turbro]

HUGE shoutout to tumblr user @pisces-comet for telling me about dns.adguard-dns.com because I did not see even a single extra ai generated dog penis for the remainder of my day using tumblr mobile

[veryberryskye]

yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-

did she just win.

[the-stew-goblin]

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

[veryberryskye]

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

[peachdelta]

get ready for the wedding

[pallidprincess]

baby fucking sink tony!!!!!

[lakevida]

my elderly neighbor is explaining a meme to me and he opened with “so have you ever seen the series of images”

[captain-price-returns]

[gailcarriger]

[chloematis]

“That’s true! I did! I crinkled this!“ A painting of my favorite post from @straycatj I hope my rendition of this dastardly crime did it justice

[straycatj]

Why do you reveal my naughty past… although it’s a good art…but…but…but…

[princerevelucide]

theres NONE left. i drinked it all