dichotomyofconfusion

I keep your dashboard lively, admit it. Send me an ask 'cuz I'm probably not engaged in anything remotely productive.

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Dudes in 18th century would b like “if u don’t respond to my marriage proposal by next winter I’m going to enlist in the war and die .”

[mirrorspell]

[salty-red-mage]

Everyone on Tumblr rn

[trainer-alexis-deactivated20181]

[carrotsforferrets-deactivated20]

nO StOP IT

i aM DEAD

FUCK OFF OK

[undoherdamage]

@mynameiseyyyyyy

[bunjywunjy]

hognoses are fucking ridiculous

[cacklebarnacle]

ok. i had to look this up, because this seems just too ridiculous. and wiki does not disappoint: “… the hognose snake will often roll onto its back and play dead with its mouth open and tongue lolling, going as far as to emit a foul musk from the cloaca. Emission of cloacal musk is considerably less likely than in many other species. If the snake is rolled upright while in this state, it will often roll over again as if to insist that it is really dead.”

[kedreeva]

I want to point out this particular one is a baby. It’s still learning how LONG to play dead, that’s why it keeps waking up to check if it worked. It’s doing it’s best ok?

[siriusblackfoot]

am I doing this right

[bob-belcher]

Aubrey Plaza Explores ASMR with W Magazine

[glassbonespaperskin]

[exhibitaids]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

[ourbliss19]

[tealesbian]

my icelandic dog trying to get my attention: björk björk

[memes-r-memes]

[unclefather]

[mockwa]

chameleon changes color

[skyakafreckles]

Oh this was great

[sixpenceee]

Downward force created by a pigeon’s wings. (Source)

[headofspectre-deactivated202101]

Don’t bullshit me you summoned a Shadow Pidgeon

[theclothdiary-deactivated201812]

This is cool as fuck

[maureen2musings]

[luisonte]

[versacethotty]

me pretending to be busy at werk