Life ,the universe, and everything

Ok enough is enough if you run a spammy porn blog don't fucking follow me? I never thought I would have to fucking put this in my goddamn about me but fucking seriously **mature content warning ** I am Lisette. I love bubble baths and the sunrise from my roof. I am hopelessly addicted to music. 1984 and Brave New World changed my life, as did Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and Fight Club. I am not what I seem to be. I am more than a face, a body or a picture. This blog is a collection of things that speak to me, you can make your own interpretation. I wrote this when I was seventeen and had a purpose.

[kaijuno]

I’ve been on this hell site since 2011. I’ve seen Wars. I’ve seen the rise and fall of fandoms. I’ve seen homestuck and superwholock in its prime. I bore witness- nay- was INVOLVED with dashcon. I witnessed the first 1m+ note post. I’ve witnessed enough discourse to last lifetimes. I’ve watched the destruction of famous bloggers, called out for being problematic. I’m so old. At this point a prophet of what future trends may occur. If you live long enough, you see the same eyes in different people.

[ahcoffeebeans2]

OP is speaking of return of fandoms founded upon being Ultra Horny over David Tennant

[kaijuno]

ur rite but sHUT the hell your mouth

[astarlingdiscovery]

Tumblr blue through the years.

[drearyhours]

computer illiteracy pride flag

[saturniata-remade-deactivated20]

[fallenswift-deactivated20191017]

Collection overview - part 5 - PARROTS (Psittaciformes),  GAMEFOWL (Galliformes), WOODPECKERS (Piciformes)

I tried other backround as everybody needs changes and woah, I’m amazed how well it looks now.

(All of those specimens were either found already dead, came from household or from trades)    

[veeranger]

a great operating system with cool features such as “cannot interact with one of the most common photo file types on planet earth

[trustthapo]

[shencomix]

[legitlisette]

Been thinking a lot about what it means to follow my dreams.

[90sfashiongal]

Britney bitch. 1998

[yekkes]

I don’t want to make light of incest so I’m not reblogging the post but I laughed at this pic of an inbred royal for like 5 minutes

[blood-on-my-french-fries]

Oh, Charles II, the Spanish monarchy at it’s finest. We called him “The Bewitched” because calling him “The fuckup” was illegal.

[yekkes]

Fuududjfjffjuffi

[yekkes]

This dude’s Wikipedia page is Absolutely Brutal

[thevoyaging]

[the-pastoralist]

What a color scheme. I would have a damn hard time deciding how to paint each section of trim on a Victorian.

[-everysecond]

OH MY GOD THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

[executeness]

@thebibliosphere

[thebibliosphere]

This is my exact aesthetic in house form. It’s the soul of what the demon house will become if I ever get enough money and energy to do it.

[reuters]

With a large chin, a prominent slightly arched nose and delicate lips, the “face” of England’s King Richard III was unveiled on Tuesday, a day after researchers confirmed his remains had finally been found after 500 years.

A team of university archaeologists and scientists announced on Monday that a skeleton discovered last September underneath a council parking lot in Leicester was indeed that of Richard, the last English king to die in battle, in 1485.

Devotees of Richard, who have long campaigned to restore his reputation, proudly revealed a 3D reconstruction of the long-lost monarch’s head on Tuesday, introducing him to reporters as “His Grace Richard Plantagenet, King of England and France, Lord of Ireland”.

READ ON: Face of Richard III, England’s “king in the car park”, revealed

[nadiacreek]

[useless-englandfacts]

LITERALLY ABOUT TO DIE WHAT THE FUCK

[tami-taylors-hair]

I was in line at Aldi and this girl with two toddlers in front of me had her card declined and she looked so fucking sad and said “let me call my husband real quick” and it was only 18 dollars, so I just paid for it, and she was very sweet and then as she walked off, the lady behind me said `”You know that was probably a scam, right?” and like, even if it was, like what a sad fucking scam, right? 18 dollars at the Aldi. If you’re “scamming” me for some Tyson chicken and apple juice and cauliflower, then just take my fucking money. 

“A scam” people are fucking wild.  

[legitlisette]

That moment when your life is at that Four Non Blondes low point.

[bidoof]

tumblr “a massive porn botnet has visibly propagated itself across nearly every post with over 1,000 notes for the past four weeks on a site whose tos allows 13 year olds to use it and its moderators are either powerless to do anything about it or simply don’t care” dot com

[son-of-gandalf]

@staff

[kaijuno]

vaporwave sounds like what drowning in a mall fountain would feel like

[kaijuno]

Me: [shitpost about being a slug]

500 pornbots that have inexplicably popped up in the last 2 weeks: FUCK ME DADDY //// ANALBLASTERS,COM

[kaijuno]

Oh no David Attenborough used to be hot

[kaijuno]

Oh no

[binguser]

lmao “used to be”

[kaijuno]

Kink shaming

[chongoblog]

I can’t believe that the two greatest party songs of all time (I Gotta Feeling and Party Rock Anthem) came out within two years of each other and mankind will never create a better party song

[chongoblog]

Some people have been defending various other party songs in the notes, and while I respect all of your opinions, the only song that can qualify as a POTENTIAL exception is Tik Tok by Ke$ha

[maniknightranger]

What about Allstar, great for every occasion

[chongoblog]

All Star is, in my opinion, the Greatest Song of All Time™ and while it great for every occasion, the three above are the best suited for parties. Like rich chocolate is good for every dessert, but milk goes better with Oreos than more chocolate, ya know?

[maniknightranger]

I was not ready for such an educated response but completely agree

[chongoblog]

I come prepared for this discourse