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YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY

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you have the rest of the day to reblog this

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Why is it on Tumblr Mobile™ you can close the app and open it 3 days later and still be on the same spot of your dash, but then other times you switch out of the app to respond to a text, and when you immediately come back, it’s gone, your family is gone, your house is gone, your dignity is gone.

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viostormcaller

You really can’t find this type of humor anywhere else

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lightningcrashes

shane madej about male criminals: gross. hate him

shane madej about female criminals:

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When you’re writing and the words are flying past and you stop to google one small detail that has no long-term effect on the story and

babyboyklaus

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A dream.

Follow @ups-dogs for more posts like this :)

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adhd-vibes

tiphansia

This makes me sad for some reason… hes tired of yelling… hes tired of being angry… he just wants to rest…

niyarest

oh my god will it fucking kill you to say “they”

my pronouns are now (s)t(he)y t(h(im)er)m and my gender is entirely up to reader interpretation

nudityandnerdery

Schrödinger’s gender.

official-lucifers-child

*pulls out my algebra notes* how do i foil this

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Me, a math nerd: Let’s find out!

I’ll be back in about twenty minutes with an answer

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Well it took me longer than twenty minutes (it took about fifty to math and format this post) but I got there!

So I decided that each letter would correspond with it’s respective place in the alphabet, like A=1, B=2, etc

(S)T(HE)Y would go first

I then realized it would probably be easier to do this on my calculator, which has variables for each letter of the alphabet so I put them in (it also keeps saying batteries are low so I’ll change them as soon as we’re done here)

So (S)T(HE)Y is 380,000 and I stored that in A for later

I then realized I forgot to store the numbers for R and M so I did that really fast

So T(H(IM)ER)M is 21,902,400 and I stored that in B

Why did I store them in A and B? Because pronouns are usually set like “she/her”, “he/him”, “they/them”, etc. They have a dividing line between them which, I say happily, matches the division symbol on my calculator

So if your pronouns are sthey/thimerm, I’m happy to say that your gender is

Which I decided to make back into letters, and it would be spelled “Agcdififh” OR “Qcdififh” depending on if you want “1 7” or “17”

(I then spent two minutes trying to open the back of my calculator to change the batteries)

In any case, your pronouns are sthey/thimerm and your gender is keysmash

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@official-lucifers-child if you really wanted to know

nookisms

I did not put an hour of work into this for no one to share it

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like, i’m pretty sure tiktok has existed for longer than vine did at this point but i’m yet to actually see an “iconic” tiktok. like people always caption like “this tiktok is ICONIC” but i’ve never seen one stay in the public consciousness for any longer than the 2 minutes it appears on my timeline. i never see people quote tiktoks or like, act them out with their friends or anything, not a single tiktok i’ve seen has had any actual staying power

meanwhile i can just say like “ROAD work ahead?” and i would bet a good chunk of you have just read that in the guy’s voice. i still see people tag things like “i wish i was jared, 19″. one night at the bar where i work we started an impromptu dance party purely by saying “hi, i’m renata bliss, and i’ll be your freestyle dance teacher”

i guess brevity really is the soul of wit