Time 4 Death

depressed student that sometimes reblogs stuff Art account @sunandmoonart Reptile account @mangothemonster

[powerfulwizard]

90% of amphibians weigh less than 20 grams.

[amoebattle]

I would and will kill for this little man

[catchymemes]

[the-real-zhora-salome-deactivat]

Sound on!!

[wolfsmom1]

I just laughed so hard my Husband came running up stairs to see wtf was wrong.

[sweedishcoochiemeatballs]

Me trying to pull myself outta bed

[geekscoutcookies]

im laughing so hard im drooling

[wildcatmary-blog]

[the-blueberry-pirate]

but then again, its kind like putting a meat suit on and telling a shark not to eat you

[theblackoaksyndicate-deactivate]

We (men) are not fucking sharks!

We are not rabid animals living off of pure instinct

We are capable of rational thinking and understanding. 

Just because someone is cooking food doesn’t mean you’re entitled to eat it. 

Just because a banker is counting money doesn’t mean you’re being given free money.

Just because a person is naked doesn’t mean you’re entitled to fuck them. 

You are not entitled to someone else’s body just because it’s exposed. 

What is so fucking difficult about this concept?

[wrxx]

How can you not reblog something like this

[blue-starr-in-the-sky-port]

No nipples so what you gonna do staff

[thechaotictrickster]

Preach

[catchymemes]

“My mom painted this and said no one would like it. It’s her 2nd painting.”

“I painted somebody’s mom”

“Took a while and not perfect, but i painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom”

“I painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom who painted an egret”

“I painted the guy who painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the mom who painted a bird”

“When it sinks in that I stayed up most of the night to paint a meme for internet points…”

[decadent-hag]

Blood Bath and Beyond

[gaylaxyofstars]

[guryo-moved-to-guryo-again]

tag your superbowl spoilers

[governmentplates-deactivated202]

Tom Brady dies

[coffeemixedwithcream]

Me staring at the sleep paralysis demon on my ceiling @ 3:03am

[pandabuba11]

[covid-69]

“XIAO QIAO!! WHERE DID YOU GO”

[nakayamablog]

[whenyougetrightdowntoit-deactiv]

This was a live-action Looney Tune…

[geistygeist]

yeet

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

See you, Space Cowboy

[mangothemonster]

Bumpy boy

[boarofthenorth100]

Im Going To The Visit Sea 

[boarofthenorth100]

Well Here I Am

[maxeth]

Who’s your friend?

[boarofthenorth100]

Its Called A Fish

[garrett-hawkes]

The Warden, immediately after letting the assassin who just tried to murder them join the party:[sigh] I can’t believe I’m gonna fuck him

Alistair: You don’t have to???!!

The Warden: No I’m gonna

[mangothemonster]

Bumpy boy

[mangothemonster]

Hey bettablr, I need some opinions! I’ve noticed that Merlin’s fins are looking a little more shaggy and ripped than they were when I got him. Do you think this is fin biting or possibly fin rot? I don’t think there is anything in his tank sharp enough to rip his fins, so I’ve ruled that out as a possibility

[supposeyourself-deactivated2014]

obama care. obama gently kiss your forehead. obama love

[honeysweethome]

just remembered toads exist and got a burst of serotonin

[tipplersbane]

Serotoadin

[honeysweethome]

good reply, it deserves recognition

[spillybun-deactivated20190921]

Me as a Jedi: -giggles and winks at my Sith adversary in the middle of our fight cuz I think he’s cute-

Sith: -blushes and winks back-

My Jedi master:

[st-isidore-wannabe-deactivated2]

The Last Jedi (2017)

[roxannepolice]

bonus accurate Threepio