I don't want to live on this planet anymore

Life’s a party

[geniusoflove]

the little dots that are in my vision at all times when i stand up

[penmeetspage]

i would like the “this ad offends me personally” button back please. stop telling me to get into crypto.

[swarnpert]

[juuliaroberts]

Rudolph with your ass so pink, let me see that butthole wink

[sa2ha]

is it possible for someone to hate cats and still be a good person?

absolutely the fuck not

[hipstertheory]

What if I used tumblr again?

That’d be wild

[weaver-z]

Radiation is insane. There are rocks out there that will pull the seams of your organs apart if you stand too close to them.

[fluffmugger]

#some rocks really do have auras#unfortunately the aura is 'eat shit and die' energy

[dankmemeuniversity]

[guooey]

I still haven’t recovered from this

[flowerb-0y]

[everythingstarstuff]

[maggiekarp2]

[bonerfart]

there are only two genders

[kahzu]

[511am]

Evolution of Nissan

[thetyrannosaur]

My cat does this before throwing up

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[kibumkim]

my name is pete

and i like feet

everytime i see them

i beat my meat

[primordial-boy-soup]

Stay 1,000,000 feet away from me

[kibumkim]

“1,000,000 feet”

[leviathan-supersystem]

the republican protesters demanding the count be stopped in michigan while biden is in the lead may be the stupidest people on earth.

[leviathan-supersystem]

[veeranger]

i say this before doing just about anything

[wallace-and-gromit-deactivated2]