here, at the end of all things...

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[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags the hardest/most stressful videogame level you've ever done.

[collegeboard-official]

can i use a calculator on the ap french exam

this mother fucker trying to solve french

[onionorgy]

[yourfavisabaudelaireguardian]

The drawfee squad (from youtube)?

The Drawfee Channel Cast are the New Baudelaire Guardians!

[yourfavisabaudelaireguardian]

The fellowship of the ring is the new Baudelaire guardians?

The Fellowship of The Ring are the New Baudelaire Guardians!

[blackarachnya]

i, am the guy. i am capable of being the guy. i wasnt the guy. but now i am i. am. the guy.

[stinkylittlegnome]

[spacebabe51]

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU [CLICK HERE]

[stinkylittlegnome]

POV frodo got too into his science fiction phase in valinor so gandalf had to euthanize him

[sjweminem]

does loki use magic in order to move around properly while wearing pants that tight in the ass

[he11kn1ght]

did you know? i love to hurt myself

[he11kn1ght]

why did he full body scrunge when he drank the wine

[he11kn1ght]

hiii girl i am touching ominous energy

+ other vers. under the cut

[janeaustentextposts]

A concept: Bingley buying Darcy a golden retriever because once upon a time Darcy had called him that. So now whenever Darcy has to return to Pemberly after tedious work, a golden retriever greets him with enthusiasm just as Bingley would.

Golden retrievers didn’t exist during the Regency, but I see your point.

[thebibliosphere]

Oh but that makes it even better, because that means at some point Darcy despairingly referred to Bingley as “a cross between a water spaniel and a Highland retriever, with as much boundless energy and trusting affection as lack of good sense” and Bingley, far from being offended at being referred to as being a good natured fool, goes out of his way to find such a dog, presenting it to his oldest friend with a wide, open smile– a wriggling bundle of gold fur, enthusiastic tail wagging and an over abundance of licking.

Darcy merely sighs, resigned to his fate, and spends some considerable time teaching it not to jump up quite so much. By the end of the evening it’s sitting obediently by his heels, panting loudly, tongue lolling in a lopsided smile as it gazes up longingly at his seemingly indifferent master who is otherwise engrossed in reading. But if more biscuits go missing from the tea tray than usual, all others present are wise enough not to make note of it. Aloud.

[janeaustentextposts]

If you’re trying to sell me on the idea that Charles Bingley invented the golden retriever in his later years, I am completely on-board.

[thebibliosphere]

Now that my head has run off with the thought, I can’t help but feel it probably happened quite by happy accident. He and Jane are up north visiting friends for a season. He’s not much for hunting these days, but he does so enjoy the freedom of riding out. One day he’s waiting for his horse to be brought around, and happens to overhear his friend lamenting to the groundskeeper, how unfortunate it was that his retriever got into the spaniel house, but at least the pups are pleasing enough, and who knows, they might make a fine hunting dog after all.

It’s not until later that night when he’s lying in bed that the words clang together inside his head and he sits bolt upright, a bright grin splitting his handsome features. Jane doesn’t even move, they’ve been married for years and she’s used to his excitability and knows the difference between alarm and Charles having a thought. But she knows that grin and she knows it means mischief. Usually to the cost of poor Darcy.

She writes a letter to her sister before breakfast, advising her that she’s not quite sure of Charles’ intentions, but she’s fairly certain it’s benign, and—as she glances out the window to the front courtyard below, watching as Charles throws a leather hand ball for the benefit of several, delightfully shaggy golden haired puppies—quite probably adorable. Hugs and kisses, give our best to the children. And try to remind Darcy that he and Charles are friends, and an abundance of shedding ought not come between good friends.

[lielabell]

#Lizzy merely cackles and doesn’t say anything #waiting for it to unfold #the look on Darcy’s face is priceless of course #when Charles presents him with the wriggling puppy #managing to convey complete and utter exasperation without uttering a single word #all emotion communicated clearly through the merest raise of an eyebrow #and a deep heartfelt sigh #but those closest to him see the twitch of a smile #barely suppressed under his severe demeanor #he has a reputation to maintain after all #when the puppy ends up sleeping at the end of their bed #Lizzy says nothing #letting Darcy fill the silence with firmly committed espousals to the logic of his reasoning #eventually dwindling down to awkward declarations of worry and concern #for the poor little thing #I mean look at it Lizzy #look #how can you say no to that face #my god it’s only survival trait is adorability #and it’s happy erratic tail #look see #he knows we’re talking about him #he’s a clever boy #yes he is #yes he is he’s such a good boy #stop laughing #I’m quite serious #this is serious Elizabeth (tags by thebibliosphere)

[pointnclick]

ppl hype up tolkien for inventing a world with deep lore as if martin scorsese didnt literally do that with new york

[electraheart2012]

hes just someone that can be so personal

[90sheartsclub]

Sir Ian McKellen at Manchester Pride Festival (2010)

[rohanslady]

lotr cast commentary

[fanbun]

And in the book Sam actually blushes after touching Frodo’s hand! They could have played it up even more if they were to stick to canon.

Either way Ian McKellen is a legend for this.

[legos-lass]

AND sam says that frodo’s hand has been so cold through the nights when he was healing. which means samwise gamgee was holding frodos hand every night even when he was unconscious

[greengay]

GREEN DAY vs. homophobia in the early 90’s

[greengay]

Happy Pride Month!

Reminder that Billie Joe Armstrong publicly came out as bisexual in 1995!

“I think I’ve always been bisexual. [...] It’s ingrained in our heads that it’s bad, when it’s not bad at all. It’s a very beautiful thing.”

And that Green Day used their platform to bring openly gay punk band Pansy Division on tour with them in 1994!

[klimtsonian]

pride at the museum 🏳️‍🌈🏛 !!

[sunsweeties-deactivated20230310]

slut (lovingly)

[autumnrose40]

"My little baby slut." Steve whispered in your ear.

[sunsweeties-deactivated20230310]

who the fuck is steve

[sailor-freddie-mercury]

Sondheim