Onion Orgy

Gonna cry?

[zagreus]

Visit Original Link

[collegeboard-official]

can i use a calculator on the ap french exam

this mother fucker trying to solve french

[onionorgy]

[onionorgy]

This post has been reblogged and reposted on Instagram so many times I'm starting to understand why Cobain hated Smells Like Teen Spirit.

[filmnoirsbian]

There's a labyrinth. In the middle of it, a minotaur is making waffles.

[butchniqabi]

Minotaur in his kitchen

[filmnoirsbian]

[micshrewart]

“We left jaskier on the mountain top. And he got down, somehow. He probably fell down the mountain.”

Thank u mr.batey for the inspiration u give me everyday

[onionorgy]

Toss a... Toss a bard down the clifford

[memewhore]

[transmortifried]

bootyshorts with this printed on them

[uncle-cazador]

[eric-coldfire]

"You give up a few things, chasing a dream."

[xphilosoraptorx]

You wouldn't get this on other websites

[yossyislandd]

send cropped political memes

like this

[yossyislandd]

everyone’s reblogging this and no one’s giving me any lmao

[weaver-z]

I gotcha

[onionorgy]

@raidendotcom here you go

[lovely-english-rose]

what a week huh?

[onionorgy]

Oh dear lord that was pure chaos

[clementiens]

[sudorm-rfslash]

Police vs law enforcement

[synebluetoo]

Look I used to work with tow truck guys and they do not give a fuck. One time the Air Force was doing a recruiting stunt and they decided to bring a plane as like…a prop? I dunno and they parked it in a 20 minute loading zone and 21 minutes later my coworkers IMPOUNDED THE PLANE.

[synebluetoo]

Have you ever had an Air Force general call your office and bitch? He did not expect the tow truck guys.

[onionorgy]

Wow tow truckers do not fuck around

[secondbeatsongs]

[AMV] Jon Arbuckle - You’re Gonna Go Far Kid

this is one of my favorite videos on the internet, and it kills me that the source has been silenced by youtube’s copyright system, so I’m putting it here!

I have seen a version of this on tumblr before, but the audio in that one is just a little bit off because that person edited it back in themselves

but today, I am proud to present the original video, sent to me by Crispy Crungy, who gave me permission to upload it here and share it with you all!

enjoy!

[stainedglasssqurriel]

I love this description. It reads like a dedication speech for an art museum. Like we’re all witnesses to this video being interred in the Met. Preserving these things is important, and they really captured that.

[onionorgy]

Reblogging this to preserve it in my blog

[horce-divorce]

[miss-sagemoon]

I've been he/it

[groovy-rat-man]

I Now Pronouns You Dead

[onion-bot-unofficial]

She /ed Them

[onionorgy]

Not only did this child of a canine comment the same thing I wanted to, they even took the onion username and made it official

🌰 🌰

This town ain't big

enough for the both of us

[kalichnikov]

[mspaintly]

[surprisebitch]

this was so wild

[camille-the-space-ghost]

Someone explain

[thefirstanomally]

The first sentence says 32 and 13 implying that the speaker is 32 years old and their girlfriend is 13 years old, which is both highly inappropriate and illegal. The next sentence reveals the speaker was talking about their game levels, not their ages, which is perfectly okay.

In their reply to the audience they then say they are picking her up from middle school, again implying that their girlfriend is underage, but quickly state she’s grading papers letting us know she’s a teacher, definitely an adult, and there no reason to be upset.

The rollercoaster gif portrays how switching from upset and worried to relieved in such a short period of time feels emotionally.

The next meme shows the guy panicking from misunderstanding, then feeling relieved and calm realizing the truth, only to panic over the next misunderstanding and then calm again when hearing the end.

[amishsicario]

[yd12k]

the above explanation is followed by a picture of data from star trek with a speech bubble's tail coming out of him, implying he's the one saying all of that, which is humerous because the above text is written in a style similar to his speech patterns, and with a subject matter he would enjoy

[spiral-dragon-king]

[crack-fic-casey]

This is the worst website ever and I love it.

[onionorgy]

Heritage post right here

[mortheta-remade-deactivated2020]

some sick fuck unfollowed me for posting pictures of my dog i don’t miss you at all

[mortheta-remade-deactivated2020]

[hiyojun]

maybe now they’ll refolllow

[mortheta-remade-deactivated2020]

YOU ERASED MY FUCKING DOG?

[flareon-exe]

yo mr white is this meth we're making creepy and or wet cause i cant do that creepy wet shit bitch

[deadlyinvite-deactivated2022120]

no jesse i can assure you this meth is neither of those things. this is regular meth jesse

[flareon-exe]

YO MR WHITE ITS WET

[teathattast]

[onionorgy]

*enters into a desert, looks up at the Eiffel tower, finds people playing Chinese games while eating shrimp*

Damn bro, this is a Vague Ass City

[dirtbrunch]

That face cats have when they’re very young and they look like they just woke up from a four hour nap,, yeah

[dirtbrunch]

This one

[armadyleans]

[onionorgy]

This post provokes me to perform the gentlest "meow"

[asexualmew]

Just in case anyone else was curious.

[thenimbus-deactivated20200907]

This is kind of horrifying

[deadjosey-deactivated20200613]

holy shit

[leviathan-supersystem]

fucking destroyed

[vampire-punk-deactivated2017051]

looks like we have a new king

[susanrchive-deactivated20210225]

get a load of this

[cumgremlin]

[collegeboard-official]

can i use a calculator on the ap french exam

this mother fucker trying to solve french

[onionorgy]