Bandwagon

They're good dogs, Brent

[inimoose]

Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

[fairycosmos]

not only is it not friday it’s not even thursday. or wednesday

[homunculus-argument]

Cropping out their logo because fuck giving them free advertising, but this random ad was still too funny. You can do anything, fulfill your wildest dreams, like being literally just some guy.

[theterribletenno]

NOW WITH MUSHROOM !

[bunniope]

made a transparent version if anyone desires such a thing

[flairina]

he's pregnant with mushroom and it's yours

[medievaljournalist]

ive started worshiping the great iron boar due to the bonus piercing damage resistance

[wizardarchetypes]

funniest convo ever with a guy who said 2 me "nobody uses journalism degrees" and i said "my mom has a bachelors in journalism" and he smiled like knowingly and said "yeah, but what does she do?" and i said "she runs a newspaper and publishes romance novels on the side." and he literally said "oh" and nothing else. like he ended the whole conversation there.

[wizardarchetypes]

i've just been informed he has a trombone degree. like the study of playing trombone. which is all well and good, i genuinely think we should all have the opportunity to chase our academic bliss but i do think the trombone studies guy should hesitate to judge the economic value of other people's degrees no

[wizardarchetypes]

i love the tags on this post because there’s other music/instrument majors implying niche field-specific drama like “of course it was a trombone player 😒” and then there’s trombone majors like “this was NOT me for the record”

[moretimeplease-next]

[introvertia]

[mikkeneko]

#every winter for the last couple years there's been a few winter storm advisories and they're like#DO. NOT. TRAVEL. TO. TAHOE. DO. NOT. DO IT.#and ppl do it. and every year I'm like wow if only there was a notorious story in american history abt#ppl traveling through the northern california sierras during severe winter storms............... - warnings by imwritesometimes

[dailyplatypus-blog]

[true------thrush]

now this is what Im talkin about 

[scoes]

Guys i just saw the funniest web graphic of a frog on a unicycle. I think this will be big. They're calling him that boy.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

happy 10 years of spiders georg everyone

[mikkeneko]

“average meme lasts 5 years” factoid actually just statistical error. average meme lasts 30 days or less. Spiders Georg, which started on this day 10 years ago, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[realmarysue]

Happy 13th anniversary to Spiders Georg!

[willgrahamscock]

[brawltogethernow]

[dmonet-macitan]

learned how to use blenders film making tools

[numberonevirginiansimp]

Diversity win! Spiritual successor to the Folgers incest comercial is gay!

[sleepnoises]

investigating designing a quilt block using a tremendously odd workflow of grid paper notebook & sketchup & clip studio paint

[sleepnoises]

included a mistake or two to let the ghosts out. this was not foundation paper pieced, just a lot of noodling around

see also: my woim

[sleepnoises]

back at it with my Troubled Berries

[sleepnoises]

Possum in the garden (flimsy, 48" by 51½")

[kaylmao]

10000 YEAR OLD ROCK ART OF GIRAFFES FOUND IN LIBYA LET'S GO

[kaylmao]

YES!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[trashdogpenultimate]

RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

[centers-for-disease-control]

DO NOT

[diseases-for-center-control]

RULE NO. 2 OF WOUND CARE: go swimming!! in a pond or especially a public pool :)

[centers-for-disease-control]

WHO TF ARE YOU?!?!?!

[deactivating-s00n-deactivated20]

tumblr users’ obsession with self-reporting (especially as a weird form of penance) needs to be studied

[deactivating-s00n-deactivated20]

you don’t need to tell the world you still like Harry Potter because it’s your comfort movie or because your dad read it to you when you were little or something like that in response to a post about the harm continued monetary support of Harry Potter causes. you don’t need to tell tumblr all the myriad of reasons you don’t like rap under a post about how rap is often misrepresented as ultra-violent or overtly sexual and misogynistic because of racism. No one on tumblr has to know anything about you. no one has to know you still read your old Harry Potter books or that the only rap artist you like is Eminem. No one is going to say “oh of course you’re the One True Good Person with a Good Reason!” when you say that rap is difficult to listen to because of your auditory processing disorder or you’re only a part of the Marauders fandom. Just keep your shit to yourself and don’t embarrass yourself under other peoples’ posts.

[countess-of-edessa]

i saw this tweet yesterday and then today on the subway i saw a guy stumble on the subway and i laughed aloud at him by mistake while remembering it