Leif

[leif-is-awesome]

Intro or whatever

It's me. The one, the only, Leif. I know, I know, I'm amazing. 😏

I'm on here because Ava told me not to be, and I naturally took that as a challenge. Don't tell her I'm on here. She might kill me. Not that I'm scared! I just have to stay alive for certain reasons.

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Ooc: Here are some rules for my roleplay blogs.

No sexual asks/roleplay. I'm a minor, and that stuff makes me uncomfortable.

Ever so slightly suggestive is... alright. But I will let you know if I get uncomfortable.

Romantic stuff is alright. Again, ill let you know when I get uncomfortable.

Other than that, have fun!

Oh, and you can find my main blog here! @ein-and-pierce-fanatic

[boxheadpaint]

And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom

[the-great-general-pierce]

:o

@totally-not-ava

I want them.

[totally-not-ava]

we’ll see.

[avas-bestest-bestie]

I'll buy some for you Pierce!!!!!! I'll buy sell them and we can share! We can cover my apartment in them!!!!!

[totally-not-ava]

do NOT get the boys into collecting stuff. i can’t afford that.

[avas-bestest-bestie]

... @leif-is-awesome have you heard of needohs???? :3

[leif-is-awesome]

Needoh? Nope, no clue what those are.

[avas-bestest-bestie]

They're these squishy things, that you can squeeze, punch. And they have this really sticky goo inside.

[leif-is-awesome]

*o* Punch?! Now I'm interested! Question, how big are they?

[avas-bestest-bestie]

They can be smol, and inch. The regular are like 2 inches by 2 inches. The big bois are like 4 by 4.

[leif-is-awesome]

Hehehe...

Projectiles >:)

[the-great-general-pierce]

:o

@totally-not-ava

I want them.

[totally-not-ava]

we’ll see.

[avas-bestest-bestie]

I'll buy some for you Pierce!!!!!! I'll buy sell them and we can share! We can cover my apartment in them!!!!!

[totally-not-ava]

do NOT get the boys into collecting stuff. i can’t afford that.

[avas-bestest-bestie]

... @leif-is-awesome have you heard of needohs???? :3

[leif-is-awesome]

Needoh? Nope, no clue what those are.

[avas-bestest-bestie]

They're these squishy things, that you can squeeze, punch. And they have this really sticky goo inside.

[leif-is-awesome]

*o* Punch?! Now I'm interested! Question, how big are they?

[the-great-general-pierce]

:o

@totally-not-ava

I want them.

[totally-not-ava]

we’ll see.

[avas-bestest-bestie]

I'll buy some for you Pierce!!!!!! I'll buy sell them and we can share! We can cover my apartment in them!!!!!

[totally-not-ava]

do NOT get the boys into collecting stuff. i can’t afford that.

[avas-bestest-bestie]

... @leif-is-awesome have you heard of needohs???? :3

[leif-is-awesome]

Needoh? Nope, no clue what those are.

[totally-not-ava]

We should take the boys on a picnic!!

• @noi-fr-fr

• @the-great-general-pierce

• @rhys-the-scholar

• @leif-is-awesome

• @princeasch

From yours truely!!!!

--- @avas-bestest-bestie

oh, uh…

sure???

they’d need to behave, though. they’re kinda…crazy.

[the-great-general-pierce]

I would like a picnic :)

[rhys-the-scholar]

A picnic sounds delightful. And a day out would be refreshing.

[leif-is-awesome]

Finally! It's about time you took us out again. It's boring staying cooped up in here.

[totally-not-ava]

Hiiii I'm outside!!!!!!!!! Let me iiinnnnnnnnnn!!!!

@avas-bestest-bestie

who are—

oh, no.

leave me alone, lorelai!!!

[avas-bestest-bestie]

Let me iiiiinnnnnnnn!!!!! C'mon Ava! Let's flim TikTok dances together!!!!

[totally-not-ava]

no.

NO. i am NOT doing tiktok dances. they’re embarrassing and i don’t want the boys to start doing them.

[avas-bestest-bestie]

Awwwwww... 😢🥺

(Breaking the fourth wall) little does she know Im already teaching Leif Gnarly, hehe!

@leif-is-awesome

[leif-is-awesome]

I think I'm doing a great job. A natural dancer, I dare say.

Also, I think Ava's just jealous she's not as good of a dancer as me.

[the-great-general-pierce]

Oh. Is that what you two have been doing?

[soullas-space]

Yep! Maybe I can get Lorelai to teach you too.

[the-great-general-pierce]

I... Am good.

[totally-not-ava]

Hiiii I'm outside!!!!!!!!! Let me iiinnnnnnnnnn!!!!

@avas-bestest-bestie

who are—

oh, no.

leave me alone, lorelai!!!

[avas-bestest-bestie]

Let me iiiiinnnnnnnn!!!!! C'mon Ava! Let's flim TikTok dances together!!!!

[totally-not-ava]

no.

NO. i am NOT doing tiktok dances. they’re embarrassing and i don’t want the boys to start doing them.

[avas-bestest-bestie]

Awwwwww... 😢🥺

(Breaking the fourth wall) little does she know Im already teaching Leif Gnarly, hehe!

@leif-is-awesome

[leif-is-awesome]

I think I'm doing a great job. A natural dancer, I dare say.

Also, I think Ava's just jealous she's not as good of a dancer as me.

[totally-not-ava]

LEIF! no tiktok dances!

excuse me?!

[leif-is-awesome]

I stand by what I said.

[totally-not-ava]

you’re definitely getting a makeover, whether you messed up my bathroom or not.

[leif-is-awesome]

Makeover? What's that?

[totally-not-ava]

Hiiii I'm outside!!!!!!!!! Let me iiinnnnnnnnnn!!!!

@avas-bestest-bestie

who are—

oh, no.

leave me alone, lorelai!!!

[avas-bestest-bestie]

Let me iiiiinnnnnnnn!!!!! C'mon Ava! Let's flim TikTok dances together!!!!

[totally-not-ava]

no.

NO. i am NOT doing tiktok dances. they’re embarrassing and i don’t want the boys to start doing them.

[avas-bestest-bestie]

Awwwwww... 😢🥺

(Breaking the fourth wall) little does she know Im already teaching Leif Gnarly, hehe!

@leif-is-awesome

[leif-is-awesome]

I think I'm doing a great job. A natural dancer, I dare say.

Also, I think Ava's just jealous she's not as good of a dancer as me.

[avas-bestest-bestie]

She just upset she can't throw it back like you can... And you were made for Gnarly! Kateyes 7th member!!

[leif-is-awesome]

Of course I was! Nothing less than the best for me.

[totally-not-ava]

Hiiii I'm outside!!!!!!!!! Let me iiinnnnnnnnnn!!!!

@avas-bestest-bestie

who are—

oh, no.

leave me alone, lorelai!!!

[avas-bestest-bestie]

Let me iiiiinnnnnnnn!!!!! C'mon Ava! Let's flim TikTok dances together!!!!

[totally-not-ava]

no.

NO. i am NOT doing tiktok dances. they’re embarrassing and i don’t want the boys to start doing them.

[avas-bestest-bestie]

Awwwwww... 😢🥺

(Breaking the fourth wall) little does she know Im already teaching Leif Gnarly, hehe!

@leif-is-awesome

[leif-is-awesome]

I think I'm doing a great job. A natural dancer, I dare say.

Also, I think Ava's just jealous she's not as good of a dancer as me.

[totally-not-ava]

LEIF! no tiktok dances!

excuse me?!

[leif-is-awesome]

I stand by what I said.

[totally-not-ava]

Hiiii I'm outside!!!!!!!!! Let me iiinnnnnnnnnn!!!!

@avas-bestest-bestie

who are—

oh, no.

leave me alone, lorelai!!!

[avas-bestest-bestie]

Let me iiiiinnnnnnnn!!!!! C'mon Ava! Let's flim TikTok dances together!!!!

[totally-not-ava]

no.

NO. i am NOT doing tiktok dances. they’re embarrassing and i don’t want the boys to start doing them.

[avas-bestest-bestie]

Awwwwww... 😢🥺

(Breaking the fourth wall) little does she know Im already teaching Leif Gnarly, hehe!

@leif-is-awesome

[leif-is-awesome]

I think I'm doing a great job. A natural dancer, I dare say.

Also, I think Ava's just jealous she's not as good of a dancer as me.

[the-fairest-in-all-of-daemos]

My arrival.

Hello peasants of Tumblr!!! It is I, lady Bish of Daemos!!!

I have come to this Tumblr to... escape my extremely needy husband, Rhal....🙄

He has been a bit... Clingy... the past few days. Like yes, I know I'm gorgeous, Rhal. You can shut up now.

I think hes feeling guilty after I caught him blatantly staring at Pierce's abs. Like hello?!

But besides that point I've come to have a moments peace from him and that old hag he calls his "Mimaw." Ughhh!!!

[totally-not-ava]

oh, so you’re the lady who married asch’s brother. you are a lot different than what i was expecting.

[the-fairest-in-all-of-daemos]

Ummm... who are you?

And how do you know a respected, although childish, member of the Daemosian Royal family? How do you, a mere human, know the secondary prince if the throne?

And what were you expecting? I friendly little wench?? A common girl?

[totally-not-ava]

i’m the powerful sorceress they were telling you about.

him and the other four kinda broke into my apartment and have been mooching off my stuff ever since.

i don’t know, i thought you’d be more rich-looking.

[the-fairest-in-all-of-daemos]

Asch told me you rely on your daddies' money, you can't talk about how rich people look. And my dress is made from the finest silks and saints. Worth more than your little house, dear. And no way are you, a human, a sorceress. And in no way are Daemos 'mooching' off a human. Humans are stupid, Daemos are highly intelligent beings, who dont need a dumb human to survive.

Also... what us a br-ua? Asch says it holds the secrets of magic.

[totally-not-ava]

you keep my dads out of this! i only rely on them for important stuff. and my apartment is not little! it has four bathrooms!

how do you know i’m not a sorceress? those boys would probably be in an institution if it wasn’t for me.

you don’t deserve to know that, lady bitch…or whatever your name is.

[the-fairest-in-all-of-daemos]

Bish, Lady Bish. And I will put them in this when in fact you are the smooches!

@the-great-general-pierce

@rhys-the-scholarlar

@leif-is-awesome

(Pls tag the Asch and mid noi blogs, I literally couldn't find them💚)

She isnt a sorceress!!! She admits it!

[the-fairest-in-all-of-daemos]

uhhh I hate auto correct!!! I meant: I will bring you father's in because you are mooching off them

@totally-not-ava

@leif-is-awesome

@rhys-the-scholar

[leif-is-awesome]

And why should I have any reason to believe you over Ava, hmm?

[leif-is-awesome]

Intro or whatever

It's me. The one, the only, Leif. I know, I know, I'm amazing. 😏

I'm on here because Ava told me not to be, and I naturally took that as a challenge. Don't tell her I'm on here. She might kill me. Not that I'm scared! I just have to stay alive for certain reasons.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Ooc: Here are some rules for my roleplay blogs.

No sexual asks/roleplay. I'm a minor, and that stuff makes me uncomfortable.

Ever so slightly suggestive is... alright. But I will let you know if I get uncomfortable.

Romantic stuff is alright. Again, ill let you know when I get uncomfortable.

Other than that, have fun!

Oh, and you can find my main blog here! @ein-and-pierce-fanatic

[totally-not-ava]

how did you even figure out how to make an account???

i’m not gonna kill you…if you make good choices.

[leif-is-awesome]

I may or may not have spied on you helping Rhys make his account so I could make mine.

[totally-not-ava]

i don’t know whether to be impressed or angry right now.

[leif-is-awesome]

You should totally be impressed.

[leif-is-awesome]

Intro or whatever

It's me. The one, the only, Leif. I know, I know, I'm amazing. 😏

I'm on here because Ava told me not to be, and I naturally took that as a challenge. Don't tell her I'm on here. She might kill me. Not that I'm scared! I just have to stay alive for certain reasons.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Ooc: Here are some rules for my roleplay blogs.

No sexual asks/roleplay. I'm a minor, and that stuff makes me uncomfortable.

Ever so slightly suggestive is... alright. But I will let you know if I get uncomfortable.

Romantic stuff is alright. Again, ill let you know when I get uncomfortable.

Other than that, have fun!

Oh, and you can find my main blog here! @ein-and-pierce-fanatic

[totally-not-ava]

how did you even figure out how to make an account???

i’m not gonna kill you…if you make good choices.

[leif-is-awesome]

I may or may not have spied on you helping Rhys make his account so I could make mine.

[yourrottingwife]

SIMPLE GUIDE:

Body Horror: Things that cannot happen in real life. EX: The Thing, stomach mouths, eyes on hands, etc

Gore: Fresh injuries, often severe. EX: Severed leg, gutspill, deep gashes, etc

NEITHER: Healed injuries and burns, congenital differences, missing appendages, etc. If I could theoretically go to the store and see that character browsing the isles- It isn't body horror or gore. That's just a person. *AND the amount of people that tag, not just fictional characters, but real human beings as body horror is staggering. Its not solely a fandom issue, ableism and bigotry against anyone that looks sufficiently "different" is prevalent in real life and has devastating consequences.

(Modified) from my comment left on this post.

[yourrottingwife]

Adding:

Self harm scars are not body horror.

Pregnant people are not body horror.

Burn scars are not body horror, that includes chemical burn scars.

Prosthetics are not body horror.

NOT having prosthetics is also not body horror.

There is no disability aid that is body horror.

Congenital differences + disabilities are not body horror.

AND acquired differences + disabilities are also not body horror.

Real people are not body horror.

If you are uncomfortable or scared because someone looks different than you that is YOUR PROBLEM. It is your responsibility to get over it, or at the very least not make it everyone else's issue. Play the quiet game.

[leif-is-awesome]

It's sooooo sad that you, a Daemos assassin, is worried about a human girl finding out your on here. Pathetic.

-@the-fairest-in-all-of-daemos

Well, if you were constantly around her, you'd understand. She's a powerful sorceress, and a princess on top of that. You don't know what she's like or what she can do.

[the-fairest-in-all-of-daemos]

A human sorceress??? And she's a princess? My, my! Some how i wonder how long the 5 of you have lived. Maily you though. Asch always said you were a bit slower than the others.

[leif-is-awesome]

Hey! I'll have you know that I'm a former assassin, and a healer, and can take care of myself perfectly fine! And by no means am I slow! He's just jealous of my awesome abilities.

[the-fairest-in-all-of-daemos]

Abilities being what? You can/have caught every intimate bedding disease know to man?

[leif-is-awesome]

Why you little- *sigh* You're very lucky that you're part of the royal family, because you're really tempting me to kill you right now. No, I certainly do NOT have any of those diseases.

[the-fairest-in-all-of-daemos]

Are you threatening me?! How dare you! A mere peasant saved by a royal threaten me!! My husband will deal with you!! Rhal!

@greaterprinceofwar

[leif-is-awesome]

Aww, can you not handle me on your own? Gotta call your man to come save you? Weak.

[the-fairest-in-all-of-daemos]

I am a princess of Daemos!!!! The future queen!! You can not talk to me that way!!! And I'm noy weak, that word is used describe Noi. And Noi and I are no where close to levels of power!

[leif-is-awesome]

Don't disrespect Noi like that. Sure he may not be the strongest, but at least he's willing to fight his own battles, unlike you.

[the-fairest-in-all-of-daemos]

The difference is I'd win. Noi would get tosses around like a sack of potatoes.

[leif-is-awesome]

I have yet to see you fight anyone, so save it.

[leif-is-awesome]

It's sooooo sad that you, a Daemos assassin, is worried about a human girl finding out your on here. Pathetic.

-@the-fairest-in-all-of-daemos

Well, if you were constantly around her, you'd understand. She's a powerful sorceress, and a princess on top of that. You don't know what she's like or what she can do.

[the-fairest-in-all-of-daemos]

A human sorceress??? And she's a princess? My, my! Some how i wonder how long the 5 of you have lived. Maily you though. Asch always said you were a bit slower than the others.

[leif-is-awesome]

Hey! I'll have you know that I'm a former assassin, and a healer, and can take care of myself perfectly fine! And by no means am I slow! He's just jealous of my awesome abilities.

[the-fairest-in-all-of-daemos]

Abilities being what? You can/have caught every intimate bedding disease know to man?

[leif-is-awesome]

Why you little- *sigh* You're very lucky that you're part of the royal family, because you're really tempting me to kill you right now. No, I certainly do NOT have any of those diseases.

[the-fairest-in-all-of-daemos]

Are you threatening me?! How dare you! A mere peasant saved by a royal threaten me!! My husband will deal with you!! Rhal!

@greaterprinceofwar

[leif-is-awesome]

Aww, can you not handle me on your own? Gotta call your man to come save you? Weak.

[the-fairest-in-all-of-daemos]

I am a princess of Daemos!!!! The future queen!! You can not talk to me that way!!! And I'm noy weak, that word is used describe Noi. And Noi and I are no where close to levels of power!

[leif-is-awesome]

Don't disrespect Noi like that. Sure he may not be the strongest, but at least he's willing to fight his own battles, unlike you.