dilly dally

they/them - 18

[stuckinapril]

life is so hard when you’re a very lazy girl by nature but you also want to do a lot of things in your one wild and precious life

[zangoonse]

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

[thwrangis]

land of the free falling literacy rates

[theatsthetic]

female-presenting vitruvian

[theatsthetic]

i appreciate the amount of people reblogging this despite me not really tagging this at all. im glad many of people feel the same anger i do.

[thwrangis]

queef jerky

[thwrangis]

that quirky jerky

[thwrangis]

plowing a physics major has me bout to e=mcjaculate

[thwrangis]

todays horoscope says im gonna be shot to death trying to bring sexy back and it sucks but its gotta happen

[thwrangis]

i be profen

[thwrangis]

queef jerky

[thwrangis]

that quirky jerky

[thwrangis]

smoking sillygarettes at the circus like i dont damn well know my secondhand joke is gonna give all these idiots stage 4 fun cancer

[thwrangis]

proud vector of the obese milf epidemic

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[imjunebitch]

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[rhinco]

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence