Crime Time @lemonbpebber - Tumblr Blog

Went to take this picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign and only after opening my camera did i notice the entire flock of little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again

candytreedepartment

me looking at the sign then seeing the chickens

animentality

ishowdespair-deactivated2026012

hamptercatapult

homunculus-argument

Add realism to your fantasy stories by having characters from different backgrounds struggle to pronounce each others' names.

"My name is [low guttural sound] but I don't want to hear you butcher it. So you may call me She Who Arises With The Cold Mountain Sun."

"...Is that what your name really means? All that in just one word?"

"Yes. If you stress the wrong syllable it comes out as 'She Who Coldly Wakes Up The Mountain Sun', or 'The Cold Woman Who Wakes The Mountain Sun', and you will not call me that."

"Oh, huh. Could we just call you Mountain Sun, for short?"

"Hmh. It's boastful, almost bordering on blasphemy, but it is flattering. I accept it."

mikufigureoftheday

🕊️Today's Miku figure is:🕊️

SEGA UnShattered Sekai ver. (2026)

and-fishing-equipment

daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

yorkshirearthurdent

They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

beyond-a-name

they should make chatgpt automatically redirect to coolmathgames so you can actually fucking learn something

clairelutra

the problem with water is like. it's the cleaning fluid right. that's the obvious part. you stop drinking and you stop peeing and your kidneys are like ough. ough. ough. ough. but you don't die. unless you're not drinking anything At All and not eating watery food either. so all it is is you pee less but you're okay. kind of.

BUT THEN when it gets too hot it starts being the coolant! and suddenly there are so many ways it can get out! you have so many sweat glands and so much skin and they all need to be cooled down before you DIE.

but then. you realize the least obvious one. it's the transmission fluid. it's the fucking transmission fluid. you can't transmit SHIT without your fliud. which is still fucking water somehow.

so now you're LEAKING your transmission fluid out of every goddamn pore and your kidneys are like hey. gimme that cleaning fluid cmon dude. while your pores are like ITS COOLANT. NEED COOLANT. FOR THE FIRE. NEED MORE COOLANT. SO MUCH FIRE. KILL IT. KILL IT MORE. MORE COOLANT. and then. the rest of you. that uses all that fluid to transmit things. it's like hey. hey. hey what the fuck.. i need that. hello? can anyone hear me? hello? it's so dark in here..

and then you drink more water or you die.

waddei

i have finally perfected my twitter feed

pokeballvictim

I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety

anzuhan

cephalopodvictorious

bugs is…. shrimp????

sioltach

Switching between these every day

mikufigureoftheday

HI HAVE YOU SEEN THAT PAINT GIRL MIKU GOT REVEALED?! sorry im exploding she's everything i dreamed of for a miku and i needed to vent some enthusiasm somehow btw love your posts <3

I did she's so cute!!!! They caught her vibe and design perfectly I speed ran added her to the queue when I saw her 11/10 no notes

Thank you sm for your support as well! I hope you look forward to her post here soon enough (>ᴗ•) !