ViviElizabeth17

hey bro

[catchymemes]

[deswhomst]

“i’m gay” “i’m straight” okay??? well i wanna be yours?? i wanna be yours???? wanna be yours???? wanna be yours?? wanna be yours??

[annestie]

Lo'ak: How did your sister get all the good looks? Ao'nung: The same way your brother did

[maxi-is-not-well]

[catchymemes]

[thesauroposaiden]

I can hardly speak, I understand Why you can't raise your voice to say

[secretdescription969]

[unbreakablemouserat]

[youstupidplonk]

Random songs from my Spotify but I’ve just quit my job and moved out of a shitty house share

[brionysea]

when klaus threatens people he's always raging and screaming and using comically detailed and creative descriptions of painting cities with their blood etc. etc., elijah is hauntingly calm and has a smile on his face, rebekah is all passionate protective fury because she's still the girl who was willing to kill her father in his sleep for her family, kol is having FUN hunting people down and you can TELL, and freya just clicks her fingers and melts their brain

[fairyysoup]

elijah mikaelson is really The Most character ever. he's a thousand years old. he's james bond international man of mystery. he's been cursed by 78 witches. he has gotten more pussy than even god knows about. he is not immune to a human girl with brown eyes. he drinks his whisky neat. he has read every book under the sun. he has to hold his little brother on a leash like a rabid dog. he is the rabid dog. he's a boxer. he's a feminist. he will rip a person's heart straight out their chest. he has defied death like five times. he was killed by a twig

[dirtbagdefender]

[blue-willow-tree-deactivated202]

Hey, your arms are going to shake when you hold yourself above someone for a while during missionary. It won't ruin the moment.

Hey, your thighs and lower back are going to start aching eventually, and you'll need to change positions or slow down. It won't ruin the moment.

Hey, your tummy is going to make noises when you're anxious during your first few times with them. It won't ruin the moment.

Hey, you're going to burst out giggling sometimes. It won't ruin the moment.

Hey, you're going to dislike one, two, or a few things you thought you would've liked. It won't ruin the moment.

Hey, you're going to struggle to finish sometimes. Or keep it in. It won't ruin the moment.

Hey, you're going to stumble around sometimes. It won't ruin the moment.

Hey, you're going to need to take a few deep breaths sometimes. It won't ruin the moment.

Hey. You won't ruin the moment.

And if they say that you have, they don't deserve a moment with you.

♡♡♡

[themurdochmemesteries]

"i'm tired of seeing-" use your filters.

"but there was an icky ship-!" use your filters.

"i don't like that tag-" use your filters.

don't like what you're seeing? use. your. filters.

[melodicwriter]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

I’m not a perfectionist, but finding a typo or a grammatical error in my own already-published fic is like stepping on a Lego honestly

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[the-duct-tape-wizard]

This is important for everyone to see