leggy

im adam, im 19, im always lookin for a new pal, and i have to take melatonin to sleep at night// i’m the funny 7 of your dreams

[karasratworld]

You haven’t seen happiness until you’ve seen 7 rats in a box of (pet safe) packing peanuts

[myrattiesaremylife]

Look at those little boop snoots popping out!

[ironmess]

me: make more movies with black and gay people

inevitably, some guy: so you want straight white people EXTINCT???!??????

[criticalalexandrite]

Me, at this point:

[astrodickology]

No offense but the way men talk to women sometimes is so……..yikes…….

[grenadejumperii]

me: I really!!!! want!!! people!!!! to help!!!! me with!!!! my problems!!!!!!!

brain: you have to tell people about your problems first.

me: disgusting. atrocious. completely repugnant. I have never heard anything so vile. get out of my sight immediately.

[bunjywunjy]

someone created a random generator that creates randomized inspirational quotes overlaid on random images in a soothing fashion and each and every image is comic gold

it’s pretty much the best thing ever and here are some of my favorites so far

so good

I’m getting this one made into a motivational poster for my home office

PLEASE GO MAKE SOME OF YOUR OWN RIGHT NOW

[seigl]

here are my faves, enjoy fam

ok interesting

i really like the picture the bot chose for this

i mean i can’t say that’s… untrue…

a valuable inspirational quote

and my personal favorite:

though i do have to admit that the best thing about this generator is the revelation that comes at the end (when you’ve spent like 20 minutes clicking), that the inspirobot is a company of insectoid aliens that cares deeply for you.

[lady-redhaired]

This is amazing??!!

[v33v33-is-here]

Glorious

[thesmoking-devil]

Oh yes, a thing

[ph1-nyx-deactivated20181004]

Agree.

[nechrollomicon-deactivated20210]

K

mood

wh a t the F UC K

[firstaidquarters-deactivated202]

OKAY I NORMALLY DON’T REBLOG LONG POSTS LIKE THIS AND I THOUGHT I’D GOTTEN EVERYTHING I COULD OUT OF THIS GENERATOR BUT THEN THIS HAPPENED

AND I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

[astral-nautical]

i got a couple pieces of golds to share

[berry-muffin]

went back to see what this generator would tell me this time and

[swordandthread]

i solemnly swear i’m up to no good

[princesstigerbelle]

HOLY SHIT

[cybermax]

The Goblin is trying to get the shiny treasures that hang from the ceiling.

[gobsthegoblin]

spongebob is gay

[mermaidsdobite]

My new editions!

[hookayy-deactivated20211224]

Even though we don’t talk anymore, I’m glad you were a chapter in my story

[lemondaddo-blog]

oh my god i have a crush on this boy. what is happening to me.

[animatedtext]

[psychedelicfelon]

Most important lesson I learned in the past year is, don’t let anyone turn you cruel. No matter how badly you wanna give the world a taste of its own bitter medicine. It’s never worth losing yourself over.

[lemondaddo-blog]

i keep finding myself missing this kid and i’m like

oh

no

[weedhumors]

[lemondaddo-blog]

it felt like the grass and sun were giving me hugs

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

cats and snapchat

[mushroom-cookie-bears-deactivat]

today in art class i took my phone out for like 2 seconds to just check the time and my battery percent and my beloved art teacher, who just happened to notice the sonic the hedgehog shirt i was wearing, yelled “SONIC, PUT THE PHONE AWAY” ajd i swear those five words hit me like a speeding truck on a highway i was unable to paint right for the rest of class because i was still reeling in from the shock

[king-archive-deactivated2018111]