Phighting? More like bighting you bighting you bighting you bighting you bigh
my partner is out of town and im not okay so i made this
A complete list of how likely you are to be bitten by one of the Phighters on a scale from least likely to most likely.
Boombox - he's so friendly!!! Hes friend shaped!!!!! He wouldnt hurt a fly!!!! Just a lil guy!!!!
Banhammer - biting? He would SCOFF at the idea! He, as a demideity and highly respected warden would NEVER do such a thing! He will beat you to death with his hammer tho.
Hyperlaser - the only way he'd be able to bite anyone is taking his mask off, to which he wouldnt be able to see. So yeah no he wont bite.
Katana - look, im not saying he wouldn't, but he's far more likely to just glare at you than he would bite. Be careful.
Medkit - he claims to have never bitten anyone and never will. But an outside, albeit, unreliable source (subspace) says he has bitten before. So jury is out on this one.
Vinestaff - she has bitten before. She likely will never do so again but the future is not set in stone.
Subspace - the only reason he's unlikely to bite you is because he can't without removing his gas mask, which he needs to practically BREATHE (headcanon). But if he could, he would.
Biograft - doesnt have a mouth. If he had one tho, he'd have rabies.
Scythe - snake. Bites but only if provoked.
Skateboard - bites, doesnt have rabies.
Shuriken - bites, MAY have rabies. 50/50 chance.
Coil - feral dog. Most definitely has rabies.
Sword - Venomshank and Rocket have been a negative influence on him, he is definitely going to bite you.
Rocket - Zuka please come collect your son he's biting the playgrounders and is actively trying to bite Darkheart.
(this is personal opinion and subject to change)
