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i’ve pretty much abandoned this blog in favor of Weird Freak Island where i currently reside but if you want the url to be weird and creepy together send a message 🤍
Me whenever Tumblr staff releases new features and they are a barbaric imitation of tiktok
“I tell and re-tell the story / to find the answer;”
— H.D., from Helen in Egypt
Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*
My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
The spiritual successor to Miette
Might I also add
May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit
Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children
I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.
My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang
Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.
My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang
Me: ksst!
My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!
Me: ok
My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang
Can haz snackytreat
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I hope you step on a nail
And I hope I get hit by a fucking train. We don’t all get what we want now DO WE?
lemme tell y'all something: i wouldn't be shipping this "absurd", non canonical, messy af ship if the "normal", canonical one was better
Teen Titans by Jen Bartel
His energy is unmatched
This is like, the pipe organ of bonking your siblings with the empty wrapping paper tube 😍
[Video description: a TikTok from @snubbyj showing a person playing “Mamma Mia” by ABBA on the RimbaTubes, an instrument made out of PVC pipes. The person uses paddles to whack the tops of the tubes and looks very happy. /end description.]
On the one hand I would prefer a functional government, but on the other, the sheer comedy and Schadenfreude of the House Republicans descending into petty, humiliating chaos while the Dem folks are showing up with literal popcorn and chanting for their own Speaker nominee like this is a high school sports game is filling me with manic glee.
This is the current state of American politics
I'm gonna lose it
the popcorn is legal im cackling
https://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/73834
just like real life
google little calico kittens right now
well did you
did you like it…? I can show you more. More than you could imagine. take my hand…
Your daily dose of cat memes
Trying to get a glass of water but i cant. The water goes up
What do you mean the water goes up
It goes up.
You know it's bedtime when Molly says it's time to go into her drawer.