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☽ Harry Styles as his pleasure toy !!

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Love Begins
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
The Stonewall Inn
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@lemonkltkat
HIYAAAAA I’M LEMON !!
This is my masterlist for all my future and current writing !!
I will be posting stories, ideas and any art I might wanna share !!
Stay tuned !! <3 ☆
DATE EVERYTHING
☽ Harry Styles as his pleasure toy !!
Vector jamming
Instagram commission
Take care of yourself!
Just a silly Sonic sketch
THIS BROKE MEEEEEEE. POOR LOTUS 😭😭
the last survivor of the flower dragons,,,,,
I love my occasionally terrifying spouse
baddie
Hi~ Your works are awesome!! And I'm so happy now that lotus dragon is on your masterlist~ Could you please do some general headcanons with them?
hi !! i’m so happy to hear that :) i’m so excited to finally start writing for lotus, they’re one of my favourites 🫶
lotus dragon general dating headcanons :)
CAINE KISSES
Do you have the picture from Millennial Tree's backstory cutscene where he's sitting under a tree peacefully?
Only with white bg
Sweet blessings of love to all corners of Earthbread!❤️
Have a lovely Valentines Day!🌹
🤍The Ivory Dragon can appreciate the efforts of someone who knows how to pay their respects🤍
WHOEVER THOUGHT IT WAS THIS YEAR THAT I'D FINALLY FINISH THIS GETS A COOKIE ASDFGHJKL Ohhh, this was a huge lesson to me on how not to make a comic. A severe lack of proper planning, experience, and motivation is what delayed this project. And while I regret taking so long, I'm happy that it's done. Visually, I wish it was more, but I can't be choosy at this point 😂 It's out and it looks alright and that's good enough! :D
For yandere dragon, can I request for Pitaya x reader who are afraid to enter into a relationship because she doesn't think anyone could genuinely love her?
Take all the time you need and don't forget to take care of yourself :)
Thank you. I appreciate it. :) This might be a lil different that what you ask for because I can't see Pitaya falling for anyone shy or who they consider weak but here's some general Yandere Pitaya Dragon Cookie Headcannons instead. Hope this is ok.
-Firstly in order to catch this dragon's attention, you can't be a regular cookie. Pitaya only respects or at the very least tolerates those who they consider strong. Such as Hollyberry who they consider a rival/friend. So in order to even gain their attention in the first place you've got to be a knight, adventurer, hero, hunter- Someone who they would consider strong otherwise they're probably not going to give you a second glance. So maybe you're an adventurer passing through or maybe a hero who heard about a dragon in the area, maybe you're one of the Hollyberry Kingdom's knights that Pitaya met one time visiting said rival-friend. However either way you had caught their attention in one way or another when you showed your strength.
-Everyone knows one of the things Pitaya values most is physical strength and they use it to decide the value of someone, other than the rare cookie who managed to entertain them as Dark Enchantress Cookie had in the past. They use the physical strength of cookies to calculate their worth in their eyes again like Hollyberry, this dude actually held an entire kingdom hostage once demanding Jungleberry Cookie give them sparring partners so it's like half their personality at this point. However it happens, they challenge you to a fight. Regardless if you win, lose, or it's somehow a tie- Congrats! You got their attention now! At least enough for said Dragon to respect you as a decent fighter. This is actually more of a nuisance because now if Pitaya can't find Hollyberry/she's too busy with something else, you're now their go-to battle bud whether you like it or not. Don't think traveling far away or trying to hide is gonna help either. Dragons are dangerously good at tracking with their heightened senses.
-The more stubborn and abrasive you are the worse their feelings intensify. Some dragon associate fighting with the courting process. Ananas and Pitaya and two of these dragons. In Pitaya's mind, fighting = a form of bonding or playing around. Hollyberry gets this and that's one of the biggest reasons why the two get along so well. Her bashing their head in with her shield as he swings their sword at her, is just them having a good old spar for old times sake'. You don't know this however. So while Pitaya sees constantly bothering you with challenges to fight is them getting closer to you, you're just seeing them as some weird stalker obsessed with bullying you into their new punching bag until they get bored and leave you alone. You might also be too scared to retaliate so you accept every time not knowing that if you just rejected them it probably would've saved a whole lot of headache later.
-Dragons are already obsessive, possessive, and greedy towards their partners out of instinct in general anyways whether they're courting another dragon or cookie regardless. (see my Dragon Cookies Mating/Courting habits post for more context to this) So they're all natural yandere. You'll be constantly moving around and doing everything from dyeing your hair, wearing disguises, traveling far away, using a different name, trying to cover your scent with heavy perfumes- "Y/N!! I sssee you there! Come here and fight me!!" Honestly Pitaya takes this as a part of you playing with them. Challenging them to work harder to find you and it's thrilling to them. A game of cat and mouse and fun! They see it as you playing back with them.
-If you have a wife/husband/girlfriend/boyfriend/crush/fiance/partner/etc already, Pitaya will see them as a love rival for your heart and will also challenge them to a duel and when they obviously loose, they will see that as them winning the right to court/be with you. So you're screaming as the dragon throws you over their shoulder kicking and screaming declaring that they had earned your hand. They're genuinely confused and shocked when you start crying once they're settled in their nest in Dragon's Valley and yell at them that you don't love them and would rather be eaten by a wyvern than be with them. Unfortunately dragons mate for life so you don't really have a choice,
hi
based on this image
can i get a pure vanilla x reader wedding?
I JUST NEED TO SEE THIS
Looks like they'll fight over you tonight, or shall they share? ~ 💙
Looks like the vanillas might just be too excited marrying you. Double the hands in the housework! Ha-ha! 💙
Rule #18 Never harm an animal
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Have you heard what they say?
About the school chicken coop in the roof garden? They say some seniors snuck up there once, planning on pulling some stupid stunt, but in the process one of the chickens got killed. By morning, those seniors had vanished without a trace. It was weeks later when they were finally found; porcelain like eggshells, perfectly picked clean, decorating the chicken nests like war trophies. They found their BONES.
Or so the story goes... perhaps it sounds too much like a ghost tale from a middle schooler with too vivid an imagination. And yet, you'll never do a frog dissection in a Hope's Peak science class.
Because the animals have an angel to protect them And he will not hesitate to be a demon to you.
They say he stalks his prey, a silent, persistent predator. A biting cold the only thing that signals his approach. Your breath crystallises in the air, he pounces. They all pounce.
Rodents squirming, thrashing, writhing. Tails congealed within his mottled poisonous flesh, conjoined, blackened and frostbitten beneath filthy bandages. A twisted Rat King Hundreds of hungry eyes swivel madly in their sockets, a chittering squeal and they all lock onto you. Singular in their purpose.
Have you ever spared a thought to how sharp rats' teeth are?
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needless to say i am hopelessly dependent on the bat