give me something

𝑫𝑹𝑰𝑵𝑲, 𝑵𝑶𝒁𝑨𝑹𝑨𝑺𝑯𝑰

[plumslices]

It matters because I gave it meaning bitch

[lemonofhatred]

I saw a phantom in the same boat as me (ft. a distant fucker on the bottom of the stairs) risking it all for Euporia.

I’m on ng+4 and everything hits hard. O, I want to go home…

[lemonofhatred]

In all my 600+ hours of romancing Gale, never once did I notice this:

I’m not talking about his face. Zoom in why don’t ya and look at his robes. It’s small, but there’s obvious signs of tears. It’s either a) him not really taking care of his ‘outside’ robes or b) he engaged (by engage I mean cast every protection spell and run) in a fight before getting abducted by the mindflayers

idk. I’ll incorporate this into a fic I’m working on or something

[theunfortunate-author]

carve this into my tombstone

[holmesandtheroman]

NOTICE: As more and more fanfic writers are using generative AI for their works (you uncreative dweebs), I hereby swear on everything I hold dear that I have not and will NEVER use generative AI in ANY of my written work. Everything I post will be organically and creatively my own.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[lemonofhatred]

Reasons as to why Jaheira is a must-recruit companion on my list:

this woman will fight ANYONE for her new set of allies (friends?)

[lemonofhatred]

I forgot another one:

JAHEIRA, THE REALEST OF THEM ALL

[lemonofhatred]

Reasons as to why Jaheira is a must-recruit companion on my list:

this woman will fight ANYONE for her new set of allies (friends?)

[lemonofhatred]

how it started:

how it ended:

I am never going to do evil playthroughs ever again. NEVER!!!

[lemonofhatred]

I love hiring some hirelings and passing the check to learn that it’s basically Withers joining you on your adventures, because then you get this dialogue. And if you choose the first option Withers says something akin to “leave me alone I want to have fun and go exploring too”

bro is bored 24/7

[lemonofhatred]

I love bringing Shart along

[lemonofhatred]

that’s my babygirl your honor

[lemonofhatred]

my Tav:

Also my Tav after speaking to Gale:

“She is so pretty wtf I can’t compete with a Goddess.”

[spilledkaleidoscope]

hey I don't think I've posted them together before

and this technically doesn't belong but it's important

[goonevere]

Morgott, the Omen King (Elden Ring)

Also known as Morgott, the Grace Given, Margit, the Fell Omen and Veiled Monarch of Leyndell.

A requested poll!

Are you attracted to this Fromsoft character?

I can and will self-ship with them and/or ship an OC with them

Yes

I was once / Maybe in the certain context

I understand the appeal / I support people who do simp for them / etc

Only like them in a ship

I used to be

No / Indifferent

No, and I don't understand the appeal

No, and I am repulsed

Nuance

Results

Voting ended onAug 9, 2025

[lemonofhatred]

[lemonofhatred]

This is why I’m thirsting over Raider. WHY CAN’T I MEET A MAN LIKE HIM

[lemonofhatred]

I love him. I love the Wide Man with all my heart your honor.

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No, I will not buy Raider’s skin. I want to see his beautiful face <3