LemonPie

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[chrismaub]

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[mystericmoon]

[chekhov]

[wildeismsremade-deactivated2019]

[broitsablog]

@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

[dammitperseus]

my friend, if only you knew

[randomfandomteacher]

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

[party-bees-deactivated20181211]

Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

[wine-dark-sea]

#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

[shamwowxl]

“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you: 

[super-metroid]

truly the language of love

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Yet another reason we must oppress the French: even their language is horny on main.

[sunlitsuggestions]

when you find yourself washed away in grief and pain, build a raft out of jewel bright memories and fragments of laugher, stay afloat until you drift back to land

[fuchsiacanid]

[catalinagatita-deactivated20240]

She’s got the right idea and she’s trying her best.

[survivyng]

prison mike animal crossing recreation 

[lemonpie00]

Best scene fr

[dailydoseofeminemquotes-blog]

To all the eminem haters I don’t want to get into fights about defending eminem I know I won’t change your opinion and you shouldn’t expect to change mine his music has literally saved the lives of many stans but hell yes he says some problematic as fuck shit but ill tell you one thing I need his music to get me through a shitty day or week or month or years and you are not going to make me feel bad for that

[fuck-up--everything]

“You’re everything I never want to be And you’re manipulating everyone you see The innocence you hide behind But you are dressed up as a lie ‘Cause nothing is every really what it seems You used to be someone, Someone that I could trust Fuck all that you’ve become ‘Cause no one’s gonna save you Now I can see right through Right through the best of you You’re lost in the atmosphere But I can see it all so clear”

— Charlatan by Sick Puppies

[ssnowflake]

“No offense but fuck You for using me to make you happy until you felt like you didn’t need me anymore and left me wondering where I went wrong.”

[lemonpie00]

I hope you die..in a good way ofc fucking bitch

[9pdp9-deactivated20201114]

“Oh fuck it, we both suck. We broke up, got back together. We both thought we had forever. Not bad people, just bad together. We were so nuts, backstabbed each other, another blow struck, but there’s no duckin’ this blow ‘cause it’s over and it’s closure. But I’m not so sure how to close this, I just don’t know how some people can be so good at one thing and so fucked at a whole nother. Shit, it’s no wonder.”

— EMINEM - BAD HUSBAND

[illangelstein]

NF - Change

[z-ndjenja]

[therealslimshadyquotes-blog]

[slimrina-deactivated20211023]

[angryquotes]

“The only negative thing about murder is that when you kills someone they can no longer suffer”

— Varg Vikernes

[whitepeopletwitter]

[oh-shit-a-baby]

I was about to fucking scream then I finished reading it lmao