Lemons Are Cool

I post stuff sometimes

[ihatetorbjorn]

when i say i you say hate torbjorn

ok here we go

[ihatetorbjorn]

i

[nightsick]

hate the cruel and misdirected aggression to the gnome please leave him alone in Peace

[ihatetorbjorn]

ok, no, you  made a mistake but thats ok its understandable everyone makes steaks its alright let;s try this again & try to get it right this time, no goofing

i

[r-owlett]

wish i were an Oscar Meyer wiener, that is what i’d really like to be

[ihatetorbjorn]

i said no goofing please i feel like you guys arent taking this seriously enough, please try to take this more seriously i would really  appreciate, it ok guys let,s just try one more time ok we can do this i

[glyceride-remade-deactivated201]

m gay

[ihatetorbjorn]

ok close enough, ok thanks guys that;s a wrap thank you all so much & i appreciate it , a lot

[metalgirlysolid]

8chan’s /v/ after watching the Law & Order episode.

[moontouched-moogle]

IS THAT A FUCKING TEXT ADVENTURE VERSION

Also why’d you post the unedited version on the bottom

[rudetodogs]

“text adventure” that’s a MUD BABY

hellmoo aka the greatest

[slingding]

The HELLMOO cap always gets me. What a game. 

[jojje94]

the fact that they reenacted this in HellMOO is the fucking best

[leileiart]

Silly Pearl!

[serenaci]

The Lost Souls appear.

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

like NOT to be dramatic but Avatar: The Last Airbender (2005-2008) just may be the best show of all time

[loveitorreblogit]

“Help me I’m rest”

[kusornatsu]

i cant believe this

[gay-possum-rights]

Things Peridot has survived:

Falling from a cliff top

Falling from a cliff top with a monster on her

A canon backfiring into her

Rock avalanche 

Giant injector falling on top of the rock avalanche

Rolling with a giant rock

Marshmallows

Things Peridot did not survive:

Garnet’s hands

[phantomrose96]

the ending to this episode was really heartwarming

[ryanphantom]

the greatest scene in animation history

[sirartwork]

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>ripped to shit

>horse mask

>hype as fuck

>fair to midland

this man is everything i wish i could be.  i only wish i was half as cool as this

[spatialapprentice]

rose quartz: *fucking murders pink diamond*

rose quartz: “BLUE DIAMOND, LEAVE THIS PLANET!!”

blue diamond: 

[wellillbedamned]

“Jasper”: *let’s doc sit on her lap*

Eyeball:

[lemonsplits]

jasper: my diamond......YOUR diamond...PINK DIAMOND

steven, internally: what the frick frack diddly dack did my mom do THIS time?

[foulserpent]

i call all my friends after 20 years of no contact and invite them to visit me at my house, which is a farm in the middle of nowhere. they approach the farm gates and i appear looking like this

[sneeking]

..go on…….

[foulserpent]

i lead you into the barn where i live and offer you snacks and refreshments. it’s a bowl of minnows and 3 caprisun pouches

[brightereyes]

accept the capri sun, cautiously refuse the minnows

[foulserpent]

i tell you that it’s fine, leaves more for me, but you can tell im a little hurt. we watch cutthroat kitchen in silence, i seem to be attempting to drink my caprisun through my gas mask, but im failing miserably. you say nothing.

[brightereyes]

i say nothing

[foulserpent]

at one point i go into a shed and bring out more caprisun pouches and a single triscuit for you

[brightereyes]

Thanks

[foulserpent]

youre welcome

[bongoandschnozzer]

A summary of Bismuth

[gxrnet-universe-blog]

*internally laughing my ass off*