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lyndsey • 18 • polish/English girl living in Germany. I like memes, anime and girls. been putting the sexy in dyslexia since 2002

[whyarewewlwlikethat]

girls.

[whyarewewlwlikethat]

all i had to do was write “girls.” in a pink font and all the wlws slammed reblogged

[forthedisneylove]

[skinnyy-loves-deactivated202007]

Disney Classics:

101 Dalmatians

101 Dalmatians II Patch’s London Adventure

Aladdin

Aladdin: The Return of Jafar

Aladdin and the King of Thieves

Alice in Wonderland

Atlantis: Milo’s Return

Atlantis: The Lost Empire

Bambi

Bambi II

Beauty and the Beast

Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas 

Bolt

Brother Bear

Brother Bear 2

Chicken Little

Cinderella

Cinderella II: Dreams Come True

Cinderella III: A Twist in Time

Dinosaur

Disney Princess A Christmas of Enchantment

Disney Princess Enchanted Tales: Follow Your Dreams

Disney Princess Stories Volume One: A Gift from the Heart

Disney Princess Stories Volume Two: Tales of Friendship

Disney Princess Stories Volume Three: Beauty Shines from Within

Dumbo

Enchanted

Fantasia

Fantasia 2000

Hercules

James and the Giant Peach

Lady and the Tramp

Lady and the Tramp 2

Leeroy & Stitch

Lilo & Stitch

Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Had a Glitch

Mary Poppins

Meet the Robinsons

Mickey’s Christmas Carol

Mulan

Mulan II

Oliver & Company

Peter Pan

Pinocchio

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men’s Chest

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger TidesPeter Pan: Return to Never Land

Pocahontas

Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World

Robin Hood

Sleeping Beauty

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

Stitch! The Movie

Tangled

Tarzan

Tarzan and Jane

Tarzan II

The Aristocats 

The Black Cauldron

The Emperor’s New Groove

The Fox Hound

The Fox Hound 2

The Great Mouse Detective

The Hunchback of Notre Dame

The Hunchback of Notre Dame II

The Jungle Book

The Jungle Book 2

The Little Mermaid

The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea

The Little Mermaid III: Ariel’s Beginning

The Lion King

The Lion King II: Simba’s Pride

The Lion King 1½

The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

The Princess and the Frog

The Reluctant Dragon

The Rescuers

The Rescuers Down Under

The Sword in the Stone

The Tigger Movie

Tinker Bell

Treasure Planet

Winnie the Pooh

Winnie the Pooh: A Very Merry Pooh Yeah

Disney Pixar:

A Bug’s Life

Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins

Cars

Cars Toon Maters Tall Tales

Cars 2

Finding Nemo

Monster Inc.

Ratatouille

The Incredibles

Toy Story 

Toy Story 2

Toy Story 3

Up

WALL-E

Your Friend, the Rat

i am so gonna watch toy story right fucking now.

this is all im gonna do over break

OOC; OHMYGOD. IT’S HEAVEN.

HOLY SWEET HELL

BLESS YOUR COW.

OH LORD OF DEERS!!!!

I

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START

I KNOW WHAT IM DOING THIS WEEKEND :D

WINTER BREAK COMPLETE. LETSGO

[clearlyfruit]

I dont even remember how long ago I reblogged this, before today. But seriously this list is really helpful, thank you.

[prince--fox-deactivated20190811]

@that-one-crow

[lemonwel]

ezorid? zethro? idk

Ok everyone just randomly started to ship ezor and auxia (and don’t get me wrong I Love em) But now take in consideration ezor x zethrid

[lemonwel]

I TOLD Y'ALL THIS WOULD HAPPEN. (Cuz they were totally gay last season and in season 3)

[onetrickpoodlepony]

Have you ever wanted to watch Harry Potter…. But with lesbian witches??!

Probably not, but anyway, look no further, because we have Little Witch Academia!

Featuring unforgettable favorites such as:

Happy Potter

Literally just a drop dead gorgeous, sapphic Draco Malfoy

Remus Gay Lupin

Lupin’s girlfriend, a combination of Sirius Black and Arthur Weasley, but with questionable motives!

Hermione

Snape

Leafy lady aka the whomping willow

Crabbe and Goyle

[lemonwel]

Lesbian witch academia

[thebabewiththepowerofwitchcraft]

im curious

i wanna know what is everyones hogwarts house, the house they admire most, and which house they dislike, ill start!

im a cross between a slytherin and a ravenclaw, i really admire hufflepuffs, and i cant stand gryffindors

reblog with yours, and please be respectful of others choices and opinions 🖤✨

[lemonwel]

Mostly Gryffindor and a bit of a hufflepuff.

[cosmiicorvid]

Spooky season is here

[novatheproto]

But it sep-

[cosmiicorvid]

SPOOKY SEASON IS HERE

[beastboicrank]

SPOOKS

[quaquaversall]

SPOOKY SPOOKS

[ommanyte]

Does anyone genuinely call their siblings sis, sister, little/big sis, bro, brother, little/big brother etc. as constantly as this appears to be portrayed in media? I’m extremely sceptical. Now, affectionally addressing them by something like “slug”, “toad”, “fool”, and “bitch”, or even dare I say it, their gotdamn name, is, from my experience, so much more natural. 

[bisouschuu]

ok guys, reblog and put in the tag how you name your siblings 

[lemonwel]

My friends went out without me today. Not because they didn't want me there but because I didn't have time. So they send me all those pictures and videos of today. (Cuz that's the thing we do, we are dumb teenagers not only making memories but also keeping them as long as we can.) Anyway I look at their smiling faces and i finally realised how much i love them and that friendship is so important.

I am almost 16 and i realised that all the people in my live that i called 'friends' were just acquaintances, but now I have them and I love them unconditionally and I never thought I was able to actually feels these sorts of things for these 6 idiots

[queenwhiskey]

What food group is honey what the fuck is this stuff

[lemonwel]

Puke }( :

[spicysapphicmango]

lesbians were named after a whole island and I think that’s neat

[lemonwel]

Shout out to sappho and her home island lesbos

[lemonwel]

The worst things is when I send somebody a meme and they answer with: 😂😂😂 or XD.

If you answer to memes with 😂😂😂 you are not valid and deserve death. If you use 🤠or🍝 you are on thin fucking ice

[misgenderisms-deactivated202010]

Let trans men be as feminine or as masculine as they want

[likealittleraccoonthing]

also let trans women be as masculine or feminine as they want

[misgenderisms-deactivated202010]

reblog this version too cowards.

[link-the-feral-anon]

Don’t forget to let non-binary people be as masculine or feminine as they want as well

[lemonwel]

Let people be themself

[breelandwalker]

Pumpkin Seeds

You know the drill. Pick out a pumpkin, grab some carving templates and tools, and away you go. But when you’re elbow-deep in pumpkins guts this fall, don’t forget to reserve the seeds for an easy, addictive snack that’s ready in minutes. Here are thirteen flavors with enough variety to please any palate. Roasting Fundamentals: Cut a fresh, well-ripened pumpkin in half (or repurpose the innards of the family of jack-o-lanterns you’re carving). Remove the membrane and seeds. Remove most of the pulp from the seeds. Leaving some pulp is okay because it adds to the flavor. For the same reason, do not rinse the seeds (unless you have a serious aversion to pumpkin goo). Heat oven to 300 F. Spread 1 tablespoon vegetable oil on a baking sheet. Sprinkle seeds (usually about 2 cups) over oil in a single layer. Sprinkle 1 tsp kosher salt over the seeds. If you’re adding other seasonings, toss the seeds with them in a mixing bowl beforehand. Bake 15-20 minutes or until golden. Cool and snack! 13 Flavors:

Cinnamon Sugar - 1 tbsp sugar, 1 tsp cinnamon

Salt & Vinegar - 1 tsp salt, 2-3 tbsp balsamic vinegar

Parmesan Garlic Herb - 1/3 cup grated Parmesan cheese, ½ tsp garlic powder, ½ tsp salt, 2 tbsp minced rosemary

Taco - Toss seeds with favorite blend of taco seasoning.

Truffle Chive - 1 tsp black truffle salt or oil, 2 tbsp minced fresh chives, 1/3 cup gated Parmesan cheese

Buffalo Wing - 1 tbsp melted butter, 2 tbsp hot sauce

Chili Lime - ½ tsp salt, 1 tsp chili powder, 2 tbsp fresh lime juice

Brown Butter - 2-3 tbsp browned butter (melt butter in saucepan over med-high heat until it bubbles and starts to brown), 1 tsp salt

Jerk - Toss seeds with your favorite blend of jerk seasoning.

Pumpkin Pie - 1 tsp ground cinnamon, ½ tsp salt, ½ tsp ground ginger, 1/8 tsp ground cloves, 1-2 tbsp sugar

Ranch - 1-2 tbsp minced fresh chives, 2 tsp minced fresh parsley, ½ tsp salt, ½ tsp garlic powder, 1/8 tsp black pepper

BBQ - Toss seeds with barbeque sauce. I recommend Jack Daniel’s brand.

Sesame Ginger - 1 tsp sesame oil, 2 tbsp soy sauce, 2 tsp sugar, 1 tsp ground ginger

Pro-Tip: To make a pumpkin seed sampler, toss a handful of seeds in each of the desired seasonings, then roast in a muffin pan to separate the flavors.

[Source: This was handed to me by a coworker. I suspect it’s from some place like allrecipes.com, but I don’t know for sure.]

[lemonwel]

OHHHHH fuck yeah. Halloween is near bitches!!!!

[lemonwel]

Tag yourself as fanfiction tropes

I am Porn with feelings

[captainkirk94-deactivated201903]

Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration until……… I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L.

[cc-videos]

“[defeated tone] So… I have…. lost my glasses. And I’m afraid to leave my bed because I can’t see… and I fear I might step on my glasses. So I’m sitting here with my bee pillow pet… and I don’t know what to do.

I need to get up. I wanna get food. I gotta exfoliate and moisturize, cause my skin looking atrocious right now.

What if… [deep breath] What if I die here, y’all? Would anyone even miss me?Like, really?

I want Enrique Iglesias to come save me. Like, the ceiling opens up and like, he comes down from like, a heavenly cloud with my glasses, and he’s singing. [imitating Enrique Iglesias] ‘Would you dance? If I asked you to dance? I will be your hero baby!’ And I just take my glasses and I’m like ‘Thanks yo! Put a shirt on homie!’

But life, life don’t work… life… [prolonged silence]

[camera zooms in on glasses] 

[long silence; light chuckle] Enrique…”

[leupagus]

This should win an Oscar

[xxvorfreudexx]

If she makes your heart flutter when she calls you babe, keep her.

[chuwenjie]

If you’ve ever tried to draw a perspective grid by hand, you know that it totally sucks butts. Here’s a quick and easy way that I use that lets me establish the basic perspective of my drawing in less than 30 seconds. This is the first 3 pages of the tutorial, and the rest of it is available on my Patreon!