Flavours of musical theatre fandom:
I enjoy the show what I feel is a normal amount.
If I hear a single cross word about it I will literally spontaneously combust.
I’m just here to gush over the costume designs. Plot? What plot?
I’ve listened to the Broadway cast recording on repeat, but I have very little idea of the actual context of any of the musical numbers, and even less interest in finding out.
I recognise that it completely misses the point of its source material, but I feel it stands on its own anyway.
The writing isn’t great, but it is incredibly horny, and I respect that.
Honestly, I’m mostly just a fan of one specific song.
I probably enjoy people’s reactions when I explain the premise to them as much as I enjoy the show itself.
I’m a fan of the idea of it.
This show is detestable in every respect. The plot is trite. The themes are muddled. The lyrics are banal. Every character who isn’t despicable is forgettable. I have seen it 37 times.
















