Ray Of Thoughts

22. SC. Aries sun, Virgo ascendant, Aqua moon. ENTJ. Nail polish connoisseur. Blog about nothing but everything. Message me iyw I'm literally doing nothing.

[strangehorse]

My dad has motion detectors with built-in cameras along his driveway, and there's a frog that has figured out that if it jumps in front of the detector, the infrared light that turns on will attract bugs. So my dad frequently gets a bunch of pictures of the frog jumping around, and he's really fond of the frog now. He refers to it as his frog, enjoys getting pictures of it, and is always super, super careful in the driveway to check for the frog to make sure it's safe.

Anon. Please listen to me. I would not tell you this if it was not very important to me. PLEASE get me a picture of this frog. 

[strangehorse]

anon. where is the frog, anon. we need the frog anon.

[strangehorse]

THE FROG!!!!!!!

[aquatixwitch]

TELL HIM I LOVE HIM

[singlemumsugar]

Money is coming to me

In all areas of my life.

Money is there in abundance. Every time I spend money, it reappears in my hands, my bank accounts, tenfold.

[dancing-cockroaches]

How To Open Velcro Without It Making A Sound **LIFESAVING LIFEHACK***

[everythingfox]

“Baby flamingo practicing standing on one leg”

(Source)

[rosede1999]

Seppuku

[bestfunny]

[deweyduckfuckedmywife]

Please!

DO NOT feed your gamer generic “flavor blasted tortilla chips” or “mountain fizz” it WILL make them sick or possibly worse! If you cant afford the real thing then you shouldnt have gotten a gamer in the first place!

[jakemorph]

lol @ op acting like it’s ethical for ANYONE to own a gamer no matter how “”real”” the food they can afford for it is. gamers are wild animals. imprinting on human beings can be seriously psychologically damaging to them. just don’t keep them.

[severalowls]

This is a dangerous myth. Gamers are actually a lot like pugs or persian cats in that they’re an unethical modern breed of clown that can barely care for themselves in captivity let alone the wild.

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[ruinedchildhood]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[itscolossal]

Artist Walead Beshty Shipped Glass Boxes Inside FedEx Boxes to Produce Shattered Sculptures

[thivus]

cant tell if pretentious or just petty about their experience with fedex

[heroofthreefaces]

you say that like they’re mutually exclusive 

[depsidase]

[tiktoks-we-like]

[grafai-ai]

Man sees crab for the first time.

[marshthemehllow]

does he...

Live in the

Sea?!

[asingularcanadian]

Some fucking

mollusk

pulls up

[kvitoya-deactivated20210415]

Even if you don’t like Halloween you have to appreciate its position as the sole thing keeping Christmas from advancing even earlier into the year like a cancerous growth

[saleh-nix]

The goth kids hold the line.

[saunteringvaguelydownwards]

[hellbabyfromhell]

are you ever scrolling through tumblr and you have a thought and immediately lose it so you have to scroll back up to give your brain the conditions under which it originally created the thought so you can bring it back

[what-even-is-thiss]

I have no unique experiences apparently

[3rdeyechakra]

https://www.instagram.com/p/B3OFxnBl-si/?igshid=11twrd52hj63r

[depsidase]