WEB OF SIGNIFICANCE

27. she/her. neurodivergent/disabled. queer.

[catchymemes]

[gilgameshhimself]

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

[higglety]

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

[uesp]

Today marks the seventh anniversary of the original release of the Official Announcement Teaser for The Elder Scrolls VI.

[calebwittebane]

any day now folks

[calebwittebane]

this could be big

[feldfrog]

Mark Cuban: Your fly is down

Me: Good evening sharks. My invention is pants where that’s okay.

[ntrider]

noncon friendship

[sonyvegas9-deactivated20241118]

Coworkers

[airoehead]

[thotsandpreyers]

[arcade-confetti]

Oh youre "nonbinary"? Can i put you in a box please. Can i pleaseeeee put you in a box. We have two boxes and i really wanna put you in one. But dont worry. My boxes are very Woke and Nuanced. So its fine to put you in one. Pleaseeeee. Wow... youre such a bitch... not letting me put into one of two nuanced and essential necessary boxes... you obviously go into the box all those evil bitches end up in

[quasi-normalcy]

You will like being in my box. My box is nice.

[beemovieerotica]

hate it when pets learn words, my dog flips out when he hears "greenie" so we had to start saying "G word" but now he knows G word so we have to say shit like "are we out of emerald indulgences"

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

In my country "greenie" is a slightly derogatory term for an environmentalist, which made this post confusing on first read.

[cotton-twolip]

what's so confusing? the dog eats environmentalists

[schlorb]

White boy ALARMS Chinese restaurant staff by bursting into PERFECT Tears instead of ordering

[prokopetz]

The closer to the modern era you get the more fascinating "lost at sea" becomes as a backstory element. Being lost at sea in 1612 is a downright normal kind of lost to be. Being lost at sea in 2012 is like, okay, back up – I need to hear this one.

[prokopetz]

Like, come on, man.

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[nostalgic-teddyy]

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

[ashenmind]

truly breathtaking just how many series would be massively improved if the author gave a shit about women

[cellarspirit]

fuuuck accidentally mixed up dowsing rods and sounding rods and now my pepeneus can detect freshwater springs

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

"omg baby i'm so wet"

i know

[animentality]

[lemonsweet]

[explodingthunder]

(peer reviewed tags by @chortlebot)