there’s so much plot to fit into unrivaled like how is ilya going to have time to meet the devil, visit the crucifixion and drink jesus’ blood, then lap up someone’s period blood and still make it home in time to play the centaurs game like omfg busyyy
there’s so much plot left to fit into the vampire lestat like how is lestat going to have time to almost die in a plane crash, wear a gladiator skirt, adopt a dog, go to therapy, lead his team to the nameless cup playoffs and get gay married in a wedding with no chairs and still make it home in time to play long face like omfgggg busy

















