YOU CANNOT GO BACK YOU CAN NEVER GO BACK

zero | he/they | 21

[pseudophan]

dan and phil reveal the truth (but like actually this time)

[infectiouspiss]

last night i dreamt tumblr added like a billion buttons to the mobile app so instead of this

we got this

and everyone just rolled with it but sometimes the wide naruto got too wide and blocked off all the other buttons and people would just post "got naruto'd again :/" and the only way to reset him was to log out and log back in

[one-time-i-dreamt]

everyone on tumblr was going goncharov-style wild over a 90s romance movie that had the line ‘kiss me like the birds kiss’ and people were declaring this the most romantic thing anyone had ever said.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[vynive]

come on man they do this all the time

[sm-baby]

the romantic tension between the blood related parent and the found parent is so fucking crazy gotta be one of my favorite ship dynamics

[sm-baby]

I dont have parental issues

[sm-baby]

PLEASE HEAR ME OUT PLEASE HEAR ME OUT PL

[lenientravesty]

put my roblox oc in forsaken. literally whad ever .

[luxvinova]

Z13 - The Saboteur.

[cryptic-oats]

Hah look at this loser forcibly being turned into a fish

[shandzii]

lmaoo

[didderd]

fish posting at 3 am

[archiepelago]

got blasted with the memory of having to wash my hair in the sink as a kid so . inflicting this on him

[rocketcomics]

NO DICK

[kuranberrri]

Blasphemy

[shandzii]

erm what the scallop

[34rth3r]

i just like the idea that seb’s tail language is involuntarily-

(he hates it, esp when it gets misinterpreted) :p

[shandzii]

lmaoo

[meatcatt]

I found fishy

[lenientravesty]

the dragon prince season 6 and 7 so good it brought me back to tumblr