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since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again

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"And then Legolas did a totally sick backflip and decapitated like 15 orcs. It was fuckin’ sweet"

J.R.R. Tolkien (apparently)

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Like IKEA furniture she was stylish and almost beautiful from a distance but she was falling apart and I couldn’t fix her.

- my autobiography (via uhmeliamay)

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Keith Moon on the day of his infamous 21st birthday party, when all of the following occurred:

The Who and their entourage return to the Holiday Inn after performing at Flint’s Atwood Stadium and begin celebrating Moon’s birthday.

A hotel toilet was blown up.

Fire extinguishers were emptied.

A huge birthday cake with a woman inside was taken into the party, and a food fight soon took place.

The Police arrived whilst the party was ongoing.

At this time Keith was naked from the waist down, and attempts to leave.

He finds a car, which was conveniently parked near the hotel swimming pool, jumps in and releases the handbrake. The car rolls into the pool and Moon attempts to escape the car.

He is then met by gunpoint by the Police, and again, tries to leave.

Unfortunately he slips on cake and knocks his front tooth, and before he could be arrested he had to be taken to a dentist who repaired it.