jork with me bro

dirty filthy shit ig

[lenosvcker]

[pxckpuppy]

leno in drag.

YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME WHILE I AM AT WORK YOU CANT YOU CANT. OH MY GOD.

leno in drag fucuukk... he makes such a pretty girl i need him in the sluttiest dress ever i'm sorry oh my god. i need him. so bad

[lenosvcker]

him in this.

[pxckpuppy]

i just know Leno would look good choking and gagging on it. also I have a celleno vision of Aiden pressing on Lenos back to make him arch it while the other hand is on his shoulder as leverage to push him back

💿

he so would he has a face made for blowjobs

aiden pressing down on leno's back, forcing him to arch further so he can hit just right inside him 🤤 i just know ryan goes so stupid when he does that

[pxckpuppy]

leno wetting and he turns all red embarrassed WHO SAID THAT

WELL SHIT I'M SAYING IT TOO.

in front of people too btw. he's so drunk he can't control his bladder and pisses himself in front of all his friends and they all make fun of him and he gets all red and cries. 🤤

[pxckpuppy]

please papa, more celleno wetting and humiliation please

beg for it like a g

WHO FUCKING SAID THAT.

anyways. ryan leonard stealing aiden's water as they work out because he already finished his and he finishes aiden's even though it's one of those huge gallon ones that he had barely touched prior. as punishment for not asking to have some of his water, aiden makes ryan hold it all the way until dinner with his friends. makes sure to stick a vibrator in him, kissing right up to his prostate. during dinner, aiden keeps groping him and forcing him to grind down on the vibrator while passing him drink after drink. it's not long until he's pissed himself and is getting all teary when aiden "accidentally" knocks over a glass into ryan's lap so he's not too obvious, apologizing to their guests and making jokes about being so clumsy while going to "help ryan change." he licks him clean in their bedroom and slaps his ass much harder than necessary, warning him that if he ever did that again, he'd make it worse. lets leno cry for a little before calling him a good boy and heading back to dinner

[pxckpuppy]

picture it. leno getting fucked so hard he pisses and whoever he's with just saying he squirted like a good girl

OHHHHH I'M PICTURING ITTT FUCK 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 god willing let it be me. god willing LET IT BE ME.

[pxckpuppy]

someone. tying Leno to a bed with his arms and legs restrained and nailing his prostate while pressing on his bladder. do we fuck with this.

do we ever... lord 🤤 he needs to be tied up and bullied, like genuinely hit and bruised while being forced to piss himself. hot

[funnyboneys]

(x)

[pxckpuppy]

out: Ryan Leonard built

in: Ryan Leonard chubby thick big very very tummy

my fat fuck 🤤🤤🤤 dude i could not even begin to explain how even nonsexually but also sexually attractive i find a little bit of tummy. or a lot of bit of tummy. ryan leonard please show me the little bit of chub you got... i need to kiss it and lay on it pls pls pls. like a built guy is fine but a soft boy is much better thank u

[pxckpuppy]

leno wetting BUT make it celleno and Aiden makes him hold it and when they finally get back to wherever (Aiden's place, Lenos place, doesn't matter), Leno thinks he will finally get to go, but Aiden just bends him over the couch instead...

aiden purposefully fucking leno nice and hard while pressing on his belly, playing waterfall and rain sounds on his phone, telling ryan how good he's taking it even though he had to go soo bad earlier. eventually the force of aiden slamming into his prostate so hard makes him pee all over the floor, and aiden degrades him while making him lick it up.

should i be tagging vancouver for aiden posts or leave it untagged since he's not actively(? ykwim hopefully) playing for them?

[lenosvcker]

Been thinking about Perrempe recently. Specifically, dirty nasty but sweet Perrempe.

Matt who loves being grabbed, hit, bitten, bruised. Who loves being shoved down onto the mattress like he's small. Who loves being pinned and fucked so good he can't speak.

Gabe who loves giving that to him, who loves praising him for taking it so good like the dumb little whore he is. Who loves his hand around Matt's pretty neck and feeling him gasp.

And of course, afterwards, after Gabe cleans them up, you have Matt, who loves his head tucked into Gabe's neck and Gabe, who loves running his fingers along Matt's back and feeling his gentle, happy breaths.

[pxckpuppy]

Frasier playing the piano while Connor blows him. Connor feels a burst of pride every time he makes frazier mess up the song he's playing

#fraser minten whimpers agenda. conn is grinning with his mouth stuffed every time he gets something out of fraser, especially when he struggles to even say "you're making it hard to focus, bear"

on a serious note (get it) fraser is much more talented than what connor ever realized, so it takes quite a bit of work for him to get fraser REALLY distracted... but he manages to pull it off ;)

[artisanjelly]

fraser hanging out with connor because he just had shoulder surgery and is miserable. the whole time connor is fidgeting and grinding his palm into his crotch so fraser asks whats wrong. turns out connor cant jerk off with his sling on, so fraser offers to help him as a birthday gift #sendpost

[pxckpuppy]

I hope this isn’t insensitive, but Fraser giving bedsy head (hah! Bed head!) cause with his arm in the sling they can’t really fuck properly and Connor’s just gripping on to Fraser’s hair with his good hand

ohhh fraser is so so giddy when connor asks him for help. he's so pent up after his surgery that he nearly cries the second fraser gets his mouth on him. he's a little bit rough, but fras doesn't mind because he knows it just means he's doing a good job

[pxckpuppy]

What’s bedsy’s opinion on Fraser’s glasses? And more importantly, do they stay on when they have sex?

oh he loves loves his glasses so much. he wishes fraser would wear them more, so he'll leave them laying around wherever in hopes he will. they've tried keeping them on during sex but fraser always complains they fog up too much and he can't see his pretty boy well enough. tragedy

[cloudypost]

but u do know the world Needs sam holding misa's dick and telling him to hold it till he decides he deserves to let go and misa immediately getting a semi...

girl!!!!! i havent gotten any work done today i cant possibly

so mike pretty well trusts sam to handle the logistics at this point and besides, he’s known to sit there playing video games for 6 hours and ignoring his corporeal form. sam stops whatever he was doing when he realizes it’s been hours and his boy needs to hydrate and probably to pee, probably doesn't even realize he needs to go. so sam gets up, hip checks misa’s chair and goes “go piss, girl"

misa grumbles because he was like "locked in" but he does go and it's nothing, regular, a continuation of the thing they’ve already accepted as normal where sam tells mike what his body needs

a week later they're leaving a sponsor dinner in san fran so like 90 minute drive (california people sorrry if i'm wrong), and sam says "go before we leave" under his breath because he looked at google maps and there was a collision and traffic is fucked. he tells misa as much but mis insists he's fine and sam doesn't wanna harp in front of the guys so he just says "you’re gonna be a bitch in 20 minutes" to which misa says “you’re a bitch now"

sam lets it go because it's not like he can take mis over his knee (as much as i wish i just cannot see it but someone feel free to freakpill me) and that's his first mistake, letting it go, because the 101 is totally locked, nobody's moving. sam's drumming his fingers on the wheel and mike's sitting beside him getting quieter and quieter, sleeves stretched over his hands, and sam knows

he looks over and mis won’t look back and he says “you should’ve go-one" in that sing-songy voice he does and by the look in his face, mis is so obviously cranky but he just whines, "dickie stop itttt"

and sam wants to be a dick about. he loves to be a dick about it!! its literally in the name, and it would be so easy to be like wow, crazy how listening to me would’ve solved this, maybe next time listen when your genius best friend tell you to do something. but mike looks so miserable in that way where he’s past being fun to mess with. he’s uncomfortable and embarrassed and trying to sit perfectly still to lessen the pressure on his bladder and he keep doing tiny breaths through his nose and his eyes are all big and wet and angry, not quite crying but close enough that the sam softens, pretty much against his will

he's like “hey. you’re good" and mike shakes his head

“you are,” he insists, checking the google maps thing. “we’re like fifteen minutes out, you can hold it"

mike says he can't but it's so quiet sam could've missed it and he scrubs down his face with his hands like he's SO distressed. this is the universal sign for wanting to crawl out of your skin. and sam puts his hand on misa's thigh and goes "i know you can"

by the time they get back to sam’s apartment, mike is not speaking to him. just climbs out of the car all stiff and miserable and follows sam inside. he doesn't go tho, can't move, just stands in the entryway looking at sam like this is somehow his fault, which, ok maybe it is

sam says “bathroom’s right there" as if mike isn't in his apartment at least 30% of the time they aren't at the rink and mike grumbles at him to shut up but he doesn't move and sam FINALLY gets it. (good dog) he guides mike by his shoulders

mike's hands are like useless and sam has to reach around his waist and unzip his fly. "let's go" he coos because it's a team effort and mis is wobbly, so sam has to stand behind him like a board, and he has to untuck mis' dick from his boxers, he has to hold it otherwise misa will just make a big mess

mike finally lets himself go and his whole body relaxes, like all his muscles were coiled tight and now they're loosey goosey (if you will) and sam kisses him behind the ear and goes "next time, you listen" and mike nods, barely, pissed as hell, desperate and next thing his dick's kinda hard

it's not really about the piss for either them it's about the disease (the disease where one guy needs to be handled and the other guy needs to be the only one allowed to do it) . misa needing someone to know his body well enough that hes almost allowed to forget its there. sam being the person he trusts to be annoying and right and a little mean and then, when it actually matters, soft and capable and competent

[starrpfs]

um um uhhmmm will is aiden’s new friend in college and so they (the other celebrinis) have never met will, only know about him through aiden mentioning him every now and again on phone calls/when he's back home from college.

and so, aiden invites will to vancouver for a week or something during summer break. aiden is just super chill and doesn’t really tell anyone the details. they just know, at some point, aiden is having friends over. they don’t know who or when or for how long.

so, mack is wildly unprepared to meet will.

aiden says one morning, 'i’ll be back soon' and takes the car and fucks off somewhere. the rest of the family go off to visit grandma or something and mack’s like woooo house to myself. in the meantime, mack has a workout then gets in the shower and he gets out, whistling, happy to be alone, because school has been kicking his ass and he just wants to chill on vacay before he too starts college.

busts out the bathroom naked and walks straight into a stranger on the upstairs hallway.

‘what the fuck?’ mack screeches and whips the towel from round his neck to cover himself from the waist down. 'who the fuck are you?'

meanwhile, this hot blonde dude is blinking at mack all slow and syrupy, his gaze stuck somewhere low, making mack's skin itch and cheeks heat up.

'what the fuck are you looking at?' macklin demands. his voice has gone embarrassingly high.

'oh. oh, i'm will,' the guy says and he's smiling now, gaze lifting to meet mack's eye. he's taller than mack, older, he's got a little scruff on his jaw and blue, blue eyes. 'you must be macklin, right?'

'you're aiden's friend?'

'yeah,' will nods. he looks back up and down mack's body. mack's toes curl into the carpet, shifting under the weight of will's appraising stare. 'aiden never told me his little brother was so pretty.'

'what.'

'huh?' will says, putting on a dumb, oblivious owl-like expression. twit-twoo-motherfucker.

macklin starts edging back into the bathroom, wondering where the fuck aiden is and why his friend is just walking about their house like he's lived in it all his life. he's just so fucking embarrassed. this random dude has just seen mack's junk, his naked body, and now mack's got to play it off like he doesn't want to die in a fucking hole. because will is like... fine as fuck. and macklin is embarrassing as fuck.

'um. so. i'm gonna.'

will is staring at macklin's legs. mack gets so stuck on will blatantly checking him out, that he actually stumbles over his own feet. swears and elbows the door frame and swears again.

'shit, fuck, would you stop -' mack cuts himself off, then face flaming red, doubles down, 'are you a fucking pervert, man, quit staring at me.'

at that, will straightens up a bit. picks his jaw off the ground like it was weighing him down or something. his smile turns into something smarmy, a little smirk: 'oh my bad, princess.'

mack's face twists up into a scowl. he's clutching at his towel for dear life. 'don't call me-'

'i should just warn you, though. might not wanna walk around naked for the next couple of weeks. heard there's a pervert around these parts. real ass man, too.'

macklin gapes, stuttering. settles on hissing, 'oh my fucking god' and slamming the door shut in will's face.

anyway. makes for an interesting couple of weeks.