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If a human is pinned against the magnet but has not experienced life-threatening injuries, DO NOT QUENCH THE MAGNET

nightmare double-feature: cruel intentions (1999) and what about bob (1991)

#they both have the same opening of guy in therapy before therapist goes on vacation

can i get a round of applause for proactively taking steps that have led to a new friendship that is enabling so many new schemes

#never too late to learn the skills you missed in kindergarten

people really freak out nowadays when faced with an omniscient narrator

#writing group is a v. interesting look into contemporary trends #and solidifies my desire to never give a shit about commercial marketability

four days laid out with new ailments means i'm being forced to directly engage with d*sney's childhood heterosexual marriage propaganda media monopoly

#there is no amount of psychoactive cough syrup that can ease the pain of frozen

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If the paper weren't laid out in complete grammatical sentences and published in JACS, you'd swear it was the work of a violent lunatic. I ran out of vulgar expletives after the second page. A. G. Streng, folks, absolutely takes the corrosive exploding cake, and I have to tip my asbestos-lined titanium hat to him.

#i have tears running down my face after reading #this 2010 blog post on science dot com #about a madman who loved making stuff explode

The sulfur chemistry of FOOF remains unexplored, so if you feel like whipping up a batch of Satan's kimchi, go right ahead.

#zitat des tages

i saw the best minds of my generation writing shifters fiction about the sex lives of stuffed animals

In This House We Eat Gruel

so not here for this

#this = fatigue

bluering8

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream of, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

#this post gets it #try not to go over 70% or so of an ass #c's get degrees

great news, the city of new york would like to offer me "affordable housing" across the street from a power plant for only $4700/month!

#sign me up. i'd love to significantly increase my rent to get an xxl dose of air pollution #even i won't make that trade off for in unit laundry

hallucinating a trumpet playing over an orchestra

#unless i have a very new neighbor i'm not aware of #the likeliest suspect is my fridge #this is how i know i'm back on the extreme sleep deprivation grind

Happy Day to the Earth 🌍

i love my job because routine work yields updates like, "so-and-so is doing groundbreaking work on baltimore english"

#keep it up guys you're doing great

i swear i'm trying my best to execute tasks, it's just i keep getting distracted by important issues like figuring out if any of the states i've been to have three or more right angles

#superficially on a paper map i mean #maryland and arizona are exceptions? connecticut is suspicious as well

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