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“Like that’s ever gonna happen!”
“Whoa! Hold on! Do you know what that thing could do to you?”
“This is the part where you run away.”
“Oh really? You and what army?”
“Are you talking to… me?”
“Doesn’t that bother you?”
“I like that boulder… that is a nice boulder.”
“Please! I don’t want to go back there! You don’t know what it’s like to be considered a freak!”
“Oh this is gonna be fun! We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I’m making waffles!”
“What do I have to do to get a little privacy!!!”
“Run, run, run, as fast as you can!”
“Technically… you’re not a king.”
“Do you think maybe he’s compensating for something?”
“It’s quiet… too quiet. Where is everybody?”
“That’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.”
“The chair! Give him the chair!”
“Cakes! Everybody loves cakes!”
“No! You dense, irritating, miniature, beast of burden!”
“You know? I think I preferred your humming.”
“If it was me, you’d be dead!”
“Oh, You can’t tell me you’re afraid of heights!”
“Let’s have a dance then, shall we?”
“I read it in a book once.”
“You’re just reeking of feminine beauty!”
“You’ve had a lot of time to plan this, haven’t you?”
“But we have to savor this moment! You could recite an epic poem for me. A ballad? A sonnet! A limerick? Or something!”
“Well I have to save my ass.”
“That wasn’t in the job description!”
“Lets just say I’m not your type.”
“Oh, you were expecting prince charming?”
“Hey! I’m no one’s messenger boy, all right? I’m a delivery boy.“
"Tomorrow? It’ll take that long?”
“Come on! I was just kidding!”
“Sometimes things are more than they appear. Hmm?”
“Why don’t you want to talk about it?”
“Why do you want to talk about it?”
“Who you trying to keep out?”
“Look, I’m not the one with the problem, okay? It’s the world that seems to have a problem with me.”
“They judge me before they even know me. That’s why I’m better off alone.”
“Good morning. Hm, how do you like your eggs?”
“You know, you’re not exactly what I expected.”
“Oh, no. This is all my fault. I’m so sorry.”
“What you’re doing is the opposite of help.”
“Look, if you wanted to be alone, all you had to do was ask. Okay?”
“Uh, you know, I’ll make you some tea.”
“Mmm. This is good. This is really good. What is this?”
“Wake up and smell the pheromones! Just go on in and tell her how you feel.”
“Ah, that’s beautiful. I didn’t know you wrote poetry.”
“Promise you won’t tell. Promise!”
“Yeah. You know what? You thought wrong!”
“Hey, hey, come back here. I’m not through with you yet.”
“Uh-uh. You know, with you it’s always, "Me, me, me!” Well, guess what! Now it’s my turn! So you just shut up and pay attention!“
"Oh, yeah? Well, if I treated you so bad, how come you came back?”
“Okay, look. I’m sorry, all right?”
“Then you got to, got to try a little tenderness! The chicks love that romantic crap!”
“Oh, now you wanna talk? It’s a little late for that, so if you’ll excuse me”
“Well, uh, that explains a lot.”