Leo & Pisces @leo-and-pisces - Tumblr Blog

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years.

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life.

thingsamylikes

I reblogged her late last year and my 2024 has been very satisfying work-wise and (secure enough to not stress out) money-wise so far. Money Snake is wise and good.

trump2018andbeyond

ankalewi54

Always a reblog!

wtxdesertwalker

I'm coming at you naked, you're going to be embarrassed.

freetheshit-outofyou

Men, and ladies, I do not recommend this course of action, as dynamic as it might seem. Please let me explain. 28 March 2017, it was cold as shit when a meth head tried to force his way into my house. This day would forever be remembered as "The Night SpongeBob Saved Us". When dude started kicking the door and wall, I thought it was Thunder. I rapidly realized it was a person. Now I'm confused because the person is trying to kick in my master bedroom slider, and were on the second fucking floor balcony. There is no way up here! I grabbed my pistol and went to the slider, my wife grabs her pistol and the cell phone and went to the kids room. I find myself at 0200hrs holing a guy at gun point, for 8 minutes outside. It was 34 degrees on 28 March 2017, with a 12 MPH wind and light snow. The weather, the weather was not optimal, to say the least. Yet there I was, with my Colt M1991a1* and my silken fucking SpongeBob boxers my wife had got me as a gag gift and I loved them. I did it for 8 minutes, before meth head forced me to use my pistol to defend myself** and my family. 8 Cold as fuck minutes, with my silky SpongeBob boxers on, it was ass crackin' cold. So please, from me to you, don't do it.... Because brothers, there is going to be substantial cold weather shrinkage. If you are one of those really big dick dudes you just might end up looking like you're holding 2 Martini olives and a toothpick. But if you are better than average, maybe even large, boys, you are going to be inverted. That's the truth, inverted, and your girl will leave you because she will never, AND I MOTHERFUCKING MEAN NEVER, unsee that shit. So, please cover up before going out there, you will thank me later. THIS IS A PUBLICE SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT.

* Because of this encounter I changed my EDC from the Colt M1991a1 to a Glock 19. When it was all said and done, I did not have any extra magazines in my boxers, so 7 rounds was all I was ever going to have. Every round fired was 14.2% of my on hand ammo. I had no clue how many people there were or how many rounds I might need for just one person. ** I fired a single round, he did not die.

leo-and-pisces

Preach brother.