zeeb zorb

erehmhmmm uuhhh yeah so uhhhh errmmmm hgnh ok so *explodes*

[leoissilly]

atrhrhruurrr morganngnnhhh

i also made a version with just the horse cus i was sad i wouldve had to cover the saddle ❤️

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[sleepy-bebby]

If anyone wants to know what a leopard seal sounds like 🦷🩸

[bandydear]

Leopard Seals are what happens when god needs a lizard and all he has is a mammal

[gallusrostromegalus]

I'd recommend turning the sound on. The seal is not screaming. It's not very loud at all, actually, but the noise it's making is Much Worse.

[brown-spider]

Noir canonically being described by a loved one as "Listen, he's like a cat–" is gonna live in my head rent free

[jeffwholivesathomunculus]

Been watching Spider-Noir and I think the one very important but often forgotten thing they got right is that nobody in this show has iPhone Face. Casting department for the extras and supporting roles deserves a raise, because they really nailed the 40s Character Actors look. Lotta faces on this show that look like they were made from Play-Doh and I mean that as a compliment. There's some real mugs, thugs, bulldogs, wet rats, weirdos and GOONS in the people's faces in this crowd. "Whateva you say, boss" and "you wants it to hurt, boss?" henchmen so classically rectangular we're reclaiming the word GOON tonight. Even the little street kids look like winos.

[busket]

daily affirmations

I am the best person

I am the best at being a person

I am unkillable

I am good at everything

I am protected by divine forces and I am their favorite

I'm cute

[veryluckyclovers]

[when-you-fail-again]

[nelsonakis]

Petition for Smosh to adopt Seán

[shadysalmons]

if i could give you the moon, i would give you the moon 🌙

[darkcomedies]

reading a “there was only one bed fic” and the characters have decided to share the bed as long as they stay on their sides. i’m really glad they figured that whole mess out and am excited to read about them staying on their sides of the bed until morning^-^

[scrubglleycrubg]

Some day

[wizardarchetypes]

at my local thrift warehouse where nothing’s priced and you make an offer on all the stuff you find. well i told the person at the register i’m on a budget and didn’t know if i could afford a rug i wanted and asked what they’d take for it and without missing even half a beat they said “how about a cup of blood?” then they started hopping up and down like a cheerleader and said “cup! of! blood!”

[wizardarchetypes]

we settled on seventeen dollars cash.

[my-dailydreams]

[jingle-knight]

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

[f4nd0m-h0pp3r]

guys I’ve been diagnosed with “:3” it’s terminal

[pineappical]

ACTUALLY heres another one i quickly animated of rocky beating the shit out of grace