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Monroe and Bond in this new James Bond game are so gay for each other they NEED to kiss rn. They did the classic beating the shit out of each other until they both start laughing on the ground tired as hell do you not see the fag in them? Cause LORD have mercy I do
And no "bond isn't gay he fucks woman" replies I do not care. Bond can be bisexual as a treat.
I CALLED HIM GAY AND HE FUCKING DIED
Monroe and Bond in this new James Bond game are so gay for each other they NEED to kiss rn. They did the classic beating the shit out of each other until they both start laughing on the ground tired as hell do you not see the fag in them? Cause LORD have mercy I do
And no "bond isn't gay he fucks woman" replies I do not care. Bond can be bisexual as a treat.
Got too into doomed yaoi and accidentally manifested it into my life this shit SUCKS
The sheer amount of customizability in this game is INSANE for it literally being released today. From height to medical devices to binders to layerable makeup to color wheels for every part of the skin including palms god DAMN I haven't even gotten to play with the building yet I've been so mesmerized by the create a household
I'll also have to make another save to play as the pre built households cause I got so emotional seeing everyone from the pre release videos on the train. I was like OMG ITS MAGGIEEE.
Life Sims genuinely mean a lot to me as I think they were a key foundation in a lot of my gender and sexuality discoveries. It feels like I've been weekend at Bernie's style carrying around a corpse of a game cause it was really all their was in the genre. It's so crazy being able to play it. I remember being in middle school seeing that first ever development video and thinking the no grid walls was literally insane. And now many years later I can actually get my hands on all the mechanics and GOD it's so good. Not to mention the INSTANT mod and steam workshop support. Paralives I love you. The team of only 13 people doing this is so impressive and hitting 250000 sales in literally not even 24 hours of release is so so so impressive. I hope you get flooded with money and hand fed grapes or something for this it was so so so worth the wait
No one can see how badly I want it :)
No one can see how badly I want it
Well there’s worse desires for a person to have. I can’t think of anything worse for me personally, I’m in an actual nightmare scenario, but for other people there’s worse things to desire.
apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.
3 pm: god, I'm EXHAUSTED. going to bed early for SURE.
midnight: I Have Literally Never Been More Awake And Alert
"your life is yours to mold" oh nooooooooo oh no oh my god. oh fuck me. no. oh my god. oh im so fucked dude.
one person's "ugghh this trope is so overdone" is another person's "oooooohohohohohohohoho"
Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.
ppl are so annoying “you can’t paint ur bedroom pink you’re an adult” i did not spend my entire life waiting to grow up and control my life to paint my bedroom beige
I had a sales woman in furniture store try and tell me not to buy a hot bubblegum pink loveseat because she wanted me to “think about the future”
Bitch, I am thinking about the future. I already got a hot bubblegum pink couch at home and now I need a loveseat to go with it.
when I first bought my house, I announced my decision to paint my bedroom purple. I had wanted a purple bedroom for thirty damn years, you fucking bet I was gonna have one now. My friends decided, for some reason, that I meant what one of them referred to as “14 year old girl purple” (through what’s wrong with the colors a 14 year old girl chooses, I don’t know, even if they’re not what I want as an adult). They didn’t believe me until they saw the color on the actual wall, even thought they helped me pick out paints. My mother, meanwhile, decided to get worried that if I painted my bedroom a “dark purple”, it would be “depressing”. As if, with an entire house to live in, I would spend all my time in the bedroom, which I wanted to be dark because I would be sleeping in there. In the damn dark.
I had like one, maybe two friends who were all like FUCK YEAH YOU PAINT IT WHATEVER COLOR YOU WANT, PURPLE BEDROOMS ARE AWESOME.
But when they actualy saw the finished bedroom, every single one of them was like, “Oh yeah, that’s really pretty.” (Well, the ones who supported me from the beginning were more like WOOHOO.)
And the moral of the story is: Fuck ‘em, please yourself. Either they’ll come around, or you can safely ignore every question of taste they opine about for the rest of time.
This applies to other adulting activities, too. When I was a kid, I decided that I wanted to have a wedding cake made of doughnuts. When I got older, I figured that I would be “mature” about it and get a traditional cake, which the older adults approved of. Now that I’m 25 and facing the possibility of actual marriage in the near future, I’m just like “marriage is a social construct but it comes with tax & insurance benefits, so just give me that goddamn doughnut cake.” If they don’t like it then they don’t have to come to my wedding.
https://xkcd.com/150/
I would like you all to view my office. I’m thirty and my rainbow room is awesome, people can fight me
I’m thirty and my first big furniture purchase was a custom coffin shaped coffee table that opens up and is lined with purple crushed velvet. I would have loved it at 13 and I love it now. Growing up doesn’t mean you have to abandon what makes you happy.
GROWING UP DOESN’T MEAN YOU HAVE TO ABANDON WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY.
GROWING UP DOESN’T
MEAN YOU HAVE TO ABANDON
WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
I have told this story before, and I will tell it again, because I am An Old now and repeating stories forever is our prerogative:
When I bought my house, the kitchen was multiple shades of dingy white. It was dismal, but it was now mine! So went to the hardware store for paint (well, several trips, painted swatches on panel, etc — I’m very picky. But this was the final, ‘real’ trip). It was a busy day in the paint section. There were at least five people behind me in line.
Now, remember, latex paint is slightly lighter and brighter when wet than it is when dry. And I’d decided to paint my kitchen candy-apple red. The hardware store employee took my gallon off the Paint Jiggler and cracked it open to put a dab on the top, revealing the most incredibly deep pink, and behind me I hear the entire line of people say,
“Oh my god.”
…in perfect chorus.
I did not realize up until that moment that shocking a crowd of strangers with my paint color choices was a life goal, but at that moment I felt an absolutely overwhelming sense of achievement.
This is the door to my garage. It used to be white. Live your best life.
Mischief the cat says “Who goes there?”
Every visiting friend says “This is so cool.”
If you’re looking for an excuse to do some decorating that will make your soul sing, this entire thread is your sign to do it and don’t look back!
This is the door to
my garage. It used to be
white. Live your best life.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
I’m 35. I have been told my place looks like maybe a LP fan lives there.
Not sure what they mean.
When I first moved into my place, I painted the spare room, that eventually became my office, lime green, the kind of lime green that glows down the corridor when I open the door - The colour was only available as an “accent colour” in the section of paints intended for children’s playrooms, and in the shop I got a lot of “Oh your son will love this!” And from people I knew I got a lot of “Oh well, you’re 21 now, you’re basically a teenager, this is a terrible idea, you’ll hate it and need to pull out all the furniture to repaint it.” And I have to report that I am now in my forties and my office still looks like this, and it makes me smile every time I see it.
this is such a modern idea, too
not decorating trends; those have always existed. but the idea that color and decoration is inherently childish
this is the dining room at the Eustis Estate in Milton, Massachusetts, from 1878 (where I used to work, briefly). the walls are TEXTURED MICA SHIMMER on a green background. Adult Space For Adults!
A jewelry shop in Paris c. 1901. kids can’t buy jewelry!
who can forget the classic 1950s colorful bathroom? I’m not a huge fan, but still! adult space! bright colors; decorative designs!
meanwhile “you’re immature if you like Art Nouveau” is a hot take I’ve really, seriously seen on this webbed site (only once, thank the gods). I don’t know who started this, but I’m going to kill them
I think a lot of it stems from the ubiquitous Waterhouse prints that were sold on college campuses for 20 years. like why would I get a free pass if it were Monet instead Western culture is stupid. The entire point of being an adult is breakfast for dinner and cake for breakfast and dying with the most toys.
instantly decided to reblog when i got to GROWING UP DOESN’T MEAN YOU HAVE TO ABANDON WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY.
The examples of decorated homes above are both either modern or upper class, which makes it easy to dismiss because “sure the rich people have beautiful homes” and “sure, modern middle-class people have lots of color in their homes.”
So here’s two examples of traditional Norwegian farmhouse interiors. You know. The kinds of places peasants live in.
This type of painting is called “rosemaling” and today you usually find it on, like, carved wooden bowls and such that are only used for decoration. But back two centuries ago, it was very common to find the interiors of homes covered in it, in projects that were painted little by little over the decades. Because it’s beautiful to look at, paint is the cheapest way of decorating your house, and what else are you going to do on the long winter nights when it’s too dark and cold to work outdoors?
But mostly, they did it because it made them happy, and it was beautiful.
Those old peasants were on to something, I think.
i honestly don't think that apollo and phoenix biking everywhere is necessarily a sign that they're PoorTM. these bitches are in japan in the original translation, that's VERY bikeable. and as a person who works in a courthouse a lot and has a car, biking there is INFINITELY preferable. i dont wanna deal with the fuckass parking.
i made this post and then walked outside and someone had fucking stolen my bike. that i was about to use to bike to the courthouse.
I can plausibly believe she went into an alternate universe, Star Trek style.
Regardless, even if there is a rational explanation (she’s just crazy) I still feel bad for her.
It feels odd to call her crazy as the rational explanation. The brain is active when you're in a coma and while the alternative dimension explanation may be a spiritual explanation, this is actually not a rare experience. It's really interesting how many people wake up from comas talking about the lives they lived while asleep. And it is deeply traumatic for a lot of reasons but I'm sure being seen as crazy doesn't help. The people who go through this already feel crazy.
I think the more rational explanation is just that the mind is incredibly complex and can create memories that feel very real even when your not in a coma. So when you're completely in your mind it's completely reasonable to imagine that your brain activity could create new memories. Similar to people who wake up from really vivid dreams and wake up sad about no longer having the child they dreamt up.
never will forget the gay porn I watched where the director quietly told the bottom to “lose the anime voice” and you could see overwhelming disillusionment form in his eyes
never will forget the gay porn I watched where the director quietly told the bottom to “lose the anime voice” and you could see overwhelming disillusionment form in his eyes
Hey uh, why porn?
Tumblr the only place I can imagine someone asking another person why they watch porn
Hey so that was a fuck up, I mean to ask WHICH porn
I didn’t mean to ask why porn
I know why porn
IM CRYING THATS SO FUNNY
